A hartley
A Hartley is a guy who runs around playing sports, shows off like a fool, and laughs at his own jokes. He’s the kind of guy who thinks he’s cool, and he’s not wrong.
He texted me: ‘I scored 30 points today. You’re lucky I didn’t brag about it’
He showed off his new sneakers at the game and everyone laughed
He ran into the goal like it was a race