A hartley

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A Hartley is a hot, smart, talkative girl who can’t keep her mouth shut. Everyone loves her, but she doesn’t realize how awesome she is. She’s got a laugh that cracks people up and a brain that works faster than a calculator.
My Hartley crush texted me: ‘You’re cute, but I’m way better’
She laughed so hard during my joke that she spilled her soda everywhere
She got a perfect score on the test and acted like it was no big deal
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Hartley is when you rip a girl’s tits off with your bare hands like she’s a cheeseburger. It’s messy, it’s loud, and it’s only for the skankiest of girls.
He texted me: ‘I saw your sister in the hallway. I’m coming for her’
He grabbed her tit and pulled it like it was a pizza slice
He did it in front of the whole class and laughed about it later
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Hartley is a guy who runs around playing sports, shows off like a fool, and laughs at his own jokes. He’s the kind of guy who thinks he’s cool, and he’s not wrong.
He texted me: ‘I scored 30 points today. You’re lucky I didn’t brag about it’
He showed off his new sneakers at the game and everyone laughed
He ran into the goal like it was a race
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Hartley is a guy who can be sweet one minute and a total psycho the next. He’s tall, he’s strong, and he has a cock so big it could knock out a whole family.
He told me: ‘I’ll protect you from anything, even your crazy aunt’
He took down three guys in a fight and didn’t even break a sweat
He told his girl: ‘You’re my only one’ and then left her alone for a week
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Hartley is a funny black guy who plays video games all day and has a cock so big it could make your grandma blush.
He texted me: ‘I beat your high score, and I did it in my pajamas’
He laughed so hard at my joke that he fell off the couch
He told me: ‘I’ve got a cock that could knock out a whole football team’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Hartley is an old man who hits on girls half his age and thinks he’s still cool.
He texted my sister: ‘Hey, you look hot today’
He hit on my cousin at the store and asked for her number
He told me: ‘I still look good, and I still know how to flirt’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Hartley is a tiny little penis that’s too scared to leave the house.
He told me: ‘I’m not going to the party. I’m too small’
He got laughed at for trying to touch a girl’s hand
He asked me: ‘Do you think I look tiny?’ and I told him yes
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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