A dookie
The brown stuff that comes out of your butt when you're really full.
I had a dookie so big it blocked the toilet.
My dookie was so smelly, my neighbors called the police.
I left a dookie in the hallway and now it's a crime scene.
Discover Slang
A dookie
The thing you leave behind when you're too lazy to wipe.
I left a dookie on the toilet seat and now it's my new best friend.
My sister left a dookie on the table and I got a stomach ache.
I left a dookie on my shirt and now I smell like a bathroom.
A dookie
The stuff that smells like your worst enemy.
I had a dookie so smelly, my dog ran away.
My dookie was so bad, my brother cried.
I left a dookie in my mom's car and now it's a crime scene.
A dookie
The act of letting a brown mess escape from your butt like a prison break.
I did a dookie so big, it looked like a mountain.
My dookie was so loud, my neighbors heard it.
I did a dookie in my pants and now I'm the king of embarrassment.
A doo-dee-doo guy
a doo-dee-doo guy is a leader who acts like a baby when they should be kicking butt and taking names.
He got mad at the kid for doodling on the report but let the whole team fail because he didn't want to yell.
He said, 'I can't fire you, I like you,' even though you missed 10 days of work.
He cried in the board meeting when someone asked him a question he should've known the answer to.
A doo-dee-doo guy
a doo-dee-doo guy is a boss who won’t stand up for himself and lets everyone else walk all over him.
He let the intern call him 'boss' and 'chief' even though he didn’t know what either of those titles meant.
He let his best friend steal his ideas and then acted like it was a compliment.
He said, 'I don’t mind,' when the whole office made fun of his new haircut.
A doo-dee-doo guy
a doo-dee-doo guy is a leader who talks big but can’t handle the heat when things go south.
He promised the world but ran out when the first problem showed up.
He said, 'I’m the king of this hill,' but hid in the closet when the company got in trouble.
He yelled at the printer when it jammed but didn’t say a word when the boss yelled at him.
A doo-dee-doo guy
a doo-dee-doo guy is someone who bosses you around but can’t even stand up for himself when someone else yells at him.
He screamed at you for not wearing a tie but didn’t say a word when the boss screamed at him.
He called you a ‘disgrace’ but cried when he got a warning.
He told you to work late but left at 3 p. m. when no one was looking.
A doo-dee-doo guy
a doo-dee-doo guy is the kind of boss who lets everyone else do the work and then takes all the credit.
He let the whole team work late but left early and took the bonus.
He told you to do the hard stuff but sat in the break room eating donuts.
He said, 'I’m the reason we’re successful,' even though he didn’t know what that meant.
A doo-dee-doo guy
a doo-dee-doo guy is the kind of boss who says ‘I’m the boss’ but can’t even stand up when someone else yells at him.
He said, 'I’m the boss,' but hid behind the coffee machine when the boss yelled at him.
He told you to clean up the mess but didn’t say a word when the boss made him do it.
He screamed at you for being late but left when the boss screamed at him.
A donkey for a trade
A donkey for a trade means you got a better deal than you expected. Like when you realize you're dating a celebrity and you're just a normal person who still smells like breakfast food.
You told your friend you were dating a rapper. He said, 'You got a donkey for a trade.'
Your cousin asked you how you got a scholarship. You said, 'I got a donkey for a trade.'
Your mom said, 'You think you're special? You got a donkey for a trade.'
A donkey for a trade
A donkey for a trade is when you trade something boring for something wild. It's like trading your old sneakers for a brand new car, but the car is also on fire.
Your brother said, 'You got a donkey for a trade.' after you told him you joined the circus.
Your teacher said, 'You got a donkey for a trade.' because you got a scholarship to a fancy school.
Your crush said, 'You got a donkey for a trade.' after you told him you got a scholarship to a fancy school.
A donkey for a trade
A donkey for a trade means you ended up with something way better than you thought. It's like getting a pizza for lunch instead of a salad, and the pizza has extra cheese, and it's also free.
Your best friend said, 'You got a donkey for a trade.' after you told him you got a scholarship to a fancy school.
Your mom said, 'You got a donkey for a trade.' because you dated a famous singer.
Your dad said, 'You got a donkey for a trade.' because you got a scholarship to a fancy school.
A donkey for a trade
A donkey for a trade means you ended up with a way better deal. It's like trading your old phone for a new one that can take photos of your face and also play music.
Your brother said, 'You got a donkey for a trade.' after you told him you joined a band.
Your friend said, 'You got a donkey for a trade.' after you told him you got a scholarship to a fancy school.
Your crush said, 'You got a donkey for a trade.' after you told him you joined a band.
A donkey for a trade
A donkey for a trade means you got a way better deal than you expected. It's like getting a goldfish for your birthday instead of a lousy old sock.
Your friend said, 'You got a donkey for a trade.' after you told him you got a scholarship to a fancy school.
Your teacher said, 'You got a donkey for a trade.' after you told her you joined a band.
Your mom said, 'You got a donkey for a trade.' because you dated a famous singer.
A done like
When you're so finished or messed up it's like your last bite of dinner was the final straw and you're too full to even cry.
My mom did like me after I ate three pizzas and cried in the hallway.
He did like after the teacher gave him a pop quiz and he failed it.
She did like when her dog ate her homework and she had to explain it to the principal.
A done like
When you're completely done, like your body, your soul, and your teeth are all screaming for mercy and you sign a contract with the devil just to get out of it.
I did like when I signed up for 10 classes and now I'm failing all of them.
He did like when he agreed to be a test subject for a zombie experiment.
She did like when her ex came back and asked her to marry him again.
A done like
When you tap someone, turn them on, and then dump them like they were yesterday's trash.
He did like to his ex after she texted him 20 times in one day.
She did like to her crush after he said he was going to the prom with someone else.
They did like after the guy broke up with her just to be with his ex.
A done like
When you leave someone logged in on Facebook so you can prank them with a silly status, then log in as yourself and like it just to show them who had the last laugh.
I left my mom logged in and put a status that said, 'I ate 10 pizzas and I'm still alive.' Then I liked it and she knew it was me.
He left his crush logged in and put a status that said, 'I think I'm in love with my dog.' Then he liked it and she knew it was him.
She left her brother logged in and put a status that said, 'I failed my math test and I'm crying in the hallway.' Then she liked it and he knew it was her.
A done like
A British person who got completely scammed, tricked, or taken for a ride, like they were the last person in line at a fast food place and got the worst burger ever.
My uncle is a done like because he bought a car that fell apart after one week.
My cousin is a done like because she got scammed out of $1000.
My friend is a done like because he signed up for a gym membership and never went.