A bee that gives
they are the bees that don’t care if you live or die
I yelled at that bee and it just stung me harder.
That bee didn’t even look at me. It just stung me and left.
That bee was like, 'I don’t know you. Don’t expect anything.'
Discover Slang
A beaver attempt
Trying to make a lady happy down below, but it’s like fighting a wild beast in a hairball factory. You quit and take a cab home because you’re too embarrassed to face your friends.
I tried to give her a good time, but it looked like a raccoon had a party in her pubic forest.
He went in for the kill, but came out with a full beard and a headache.
She looked like a jungle had exploded in her lap, so I left and got a pizza.
A beaver attempt
A lousy try at giving head. Like it was done by a tired toddler with a mouth full of cheese and a broken leg.
He tried to give me head, but it was like a broken record with a mouth full of dirt.
She gave me the worst head I’ve ever had. It was like she was eating a whole sandwich with her face.
He tried to give me a good time, but it was like a dog chewing on a sock.
A beaver attempt
A burning feeling in your eyes, nose, or throat from trying to seduce a lady and failing so hard, you feel like you’ve been kissed by a fire breathing dragon.
I went south of the border and got hit by a fireball. My eyes felt like they were on fire.
She looked like a hot mess, and I got a nose burn from her bad vibes.
I tried to charm her, but I ended up with a throat burn and a bad case of regret.
A batista
The big hunk of muscle on top of his back. Batista’s got a trapezius so big, it could double as a ladder for him to climb into the sky.
"That trapezius is like a mountain, man!", Fan at a WWE event
"He’s got a back like a brick wall.", Commentator during a match
"Batista’s back is bigger than my ex’s ego.", Twitter user
A batista
A guy who weighs more than a sack of potatoes, and J. R. can’t decide if he’s fat or just extra sweaty.
"J. R. says he’s a different weight every time he looks at him.", WWE insider
"He’s like a human scale that can’t decide what it’s measuring.", Fan tweet
"Batista’s weight is more confusing than my math teacher.", DM from a student
A batista
A giant, tattooed beast who teams up with Ric Flair and Triple H. He’s like a monster who thinks he’s a king, and he’s not wrong.
"Batista and Ric Flair are like a monster and a magician. One fights, the other makes you believe in magic.", Fan post
"Triple H’s sidekick is like a bear with a tattoo and a attitude.", Twitter user
"He’s the animal of the ring, and I mean that literally.", WWE fan
A batista
A guy who looks good, has some charm, and recently won a tag team title with Ric Flair. He’s got potential, but he also has a lot of baggage.
"He’s got the looks and the charm, but his baggage is heavy.", Fan comment
"He and Ric Flair made history, but he still has a lot to learn.", WWE news article
"He’s got potential, but he also has a lot of issues.", Twitter user
A batista
A former champion who got hurt a lot, can’t do moves without messing them up, and still thinks he’s the best. He also has a terrible habit of tearing up the ring like a kid with a temper.
"He tore up the ring like it owed him money.", Fan reaction
"He’s got the title, but he can’t keep it without getting hurt.", Commentator
"He does that stupid hulking up thing like it’s the only move he knows.", Twitter user
A batista
One of the worst wrestlers ever, who wrote a terrible book about cheating on his wife while she had cancer. He’s a disgrace to the wrestling world.
"He cheated on his wife while she had cancer? What kind of monster is he?", Fan comment
"His book is worse than my history class.", Twitter user
"He’s the reason I hate WWE.", DM from a fan
A batista
A steroid-powered monster who can’t do moves properly, treats fans like crap, and has the worst powerbomb in history. He should be called Botchtista.
"His powerbomb is like being hit by a truck and falling into a hole.", Fan tweet
"He treats fans like they owe him money.", Commentator
"He’s the worst, and I mean that literally.", Twitter user
A beautiful garden
When someone gets stomped on so hard they give up trying. They stop chasing dreams and start building their own crazy cool life. They turn into a boss and drag everyone else into their chaos.
After getting fired 3 times, she opened a taco truck and now everyone wants her job.
He dropped out of college and now runs a YouTube channel with 10 million followers.
She got dumped and started a bakery. Now her ex is begging her to take him back.
A beautiful garden
A person who got so beat up by life they just gave up. Now they spend their time making other people look bad instead of getting knocked down again.
He got laid off and started roasting his boss on TikTok.
She got rejected by 50 guys and now posts fake dating profiles.
After failing his exams, he started trolling teachers online.
A beautiful garden
When someone gets fed up with getting knocked down and decides to build something so good, everyone else starts knocking on their door.
After being bullied, she started a YouTube channel and now gets hate comments from the same bullies.
He failed his first year of college and now has a million followers.
She got dumped and started a makeup brand. Now her ex is crying on Instagram.
A baster
A guy who only cares about slinging his jizz all over your face during sex.
'You call that love? I got a better baster in my old man's basement.'
'He basted me so hard I looked like a fried egg.'
'She’s a baster, and I’m not even mad.'
A baster
A guy who only wants to smear his cum all over your face when you're having sex.
'He basted me like I was his breakfast.'
'That guy’s a baster, and I mean it.'
'She said I was a baster, and I believed her.'
A baster
A messed-up version of the word bastard, used by someone who’s too angry to say it right.
'I’m not a bastard, I’m a basterin’!'
'He was basterin’ so hard he looked like a mad man.'
'She called me a basterin’ and I didn’t even flinch.'
A baster
A nickname Gray uses for people instead of bastard, hoping it'll catch on someday.
'Gray calls me a baster instead of a bastard, and I'm tired of it.'
'He's a baster, and I don't even know why.'
'Gray named me a baster, and I'm not happy.'
A baster
A mix of bugging and teasing, like when someone won't stop annoying you.
'He basted me for an hour straight.'
'She basted me until I wanted to scream.'
'They basted me with questions all day.'
A baster
A guy from Turkey, probably with a big ego and a small brain.
'He’s a baster from Turkey, and he’s got a big head.'
'That guy’s a baster, and I mean it.'
'He’s a baster from Turkey, and I don’t like it.'