Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who only cares about slinging his jizz all over your face during sex.

'You call that love? I got a better baster in my old man's basement.'

'He basted me so hard I looked like a fried egg.'

'She’s a baster, and I’m not even mad.'

2

A guy who only wants to smear his cum all over your face when you're having sex.

'He basted me like I was his breakfast.'

'That guy’s a baster, and I mean it.'

'She said I was a baster, and I believed her.'

3

A messed-up version of the word bastard, used by someone who’s too angry to say it right.

'I’m not a bastard, I’m a basterin’!'

'He was basterin’ so hard he looked like a mad man.'

'She called me a basterin’ and I didn’t even flinch.'

4

A nickname Gray uses for people instead of bastard, hoping it'll catch on someday.

'Gray calls me a baster instead of a bastard, and I'm tired of it.'

'He's a baster, and I don't even know why.'

'Gray named me a baster, and I'm not happy.'

5

A mix of bugging and teasing, like when someone won't stop annoying you.

'He basted me for an hour straight.'

'She basted me until I wanted to scream.'

'They basted me with questions all day.'

6

A guy from Turkey, probably with a big ego and a small brain.

'He’s a baster from Turkey, and he’s got a big head.'

'That guy’s a baster, and I mean it.'

'He’s a baster from Turkey, and I don’t like it.'

7

A girl who was born before her parents got married, and her parents are total trash.

'She’s a baster, and her parents are total trash.'

'That girl’s a baster, and I know why.'

'She was a baster, and I don’t even know how.'