Discover Slang

A round of Zentarskys
A big order of Zentarskys, like, way more than one, that someone buys for a whole group because they’re either rich or desperate.
My friend bought a round of Zentarskys for our group. Now we’re all fighting over who got the best one.
My sister got a round of Zentarskys for her squad. Now they’re all sitting there like they’re in a reality show.
My neighbor bought a round of Zentarskys for his whole block. Now they’re all arguing over who got the most.
A ross Barnett
A goofy math teacher who can’t even keep his lunch on his desk and still thinks he’s cool.
He dropped his sandwich on the floor and yelled, 'This is a math problem!'
He tried to write on the board with a piece of pizza and it fell off.
He showed up to class wearing a hat that said 'I’m late' and it was 8:03 AM.
A ross Barnett
A cute strawberry blonde who’s always late, even if it’s his own funeral and he’s already dead.
He missed his own funeral because he was stuck in traffic and forgot he was dead.
He showed up 30 minutes late to his own funeral and everyone was confused.
He tried to give a speech at his own funeral and fell asleep halfway through.
A ross Barnett
A strawberry blonde who’s never on time and would show up to his own funeral late and still be confused.
He showed up to his own funeral with a cup of coffee and said, 'I was running late, but I had to get my coffee.'
He tried to explain why he was late and ended up crying.
He showed up 45 minutes late and started singing at the funeral.
A rose that grew from concrete
A rose that grew from concrete is a person who came from the worst mess and still got pretty.
My cousin lived in a crack house and now he’s a CEO. That’s a rose from concrete.
She was born in a dumpster and now she’s a model. Concrete to rose, baby.
He had no money, no brains, and no luck. Now he’s a rich fool. Concrete to rose, that’s the name.
A rose that grew from concrete
A rose that grew from concrete is someone who didn’t have a chance but still made it.
He was in jail for 10 years and now he’s a rapper. Concrete to rose, that’s a flex.
She was a gang member and now she’s a nurse. That’s a rose from concrete, for sure.
He had no education and now he’s a professor. That’s a rose growing from concrete.
A rose that grew from concrete
A rose that grew from concrete is a person who was stuck in the worst mess and still made it look good.
She lived in a broken-down car and now she’s a singer. That’s a rose from concrete.
He got kicked out of his house and now he’s a millionaire. Concrete to rose, baby.
He was stuck in a bad neighborhood and now he’s a cop. That’s a rose from concrete.
A rose that grew from concrete
A rose that grew from concrete is someone who had no help and still made it.
He had no money and no friends and now he’s a king. Concrete to rose, that’s a legend.
She was in the worst school and now she’s a doctor. That’s a rose from concrete.
He got no education and now he’s a CEO. That’s a rose from concrete, baby.
A rose that grew from concrete
A rose that grew from concrete is a person who was stuck in the dirt and still bloomed.
She was stuck in a bad life and now she’s a star. That’s a rose from concrete.
He was in the worst place and now he’s the best. Concrete to rose, baby.
She had no support and now she’s a queen. That’s a rose from concrete.
A rose that grew from concrete
A rose that grew from concrete is someone who came from the bottom and climbed to the top.
He had no money and now he’s rich. That’s a rose from concrete.
She was the worst student and now she’s the best. Concrete to rose, baby.
He got no help and now he’s on top. That’s a rose from concrete.
A rosado
A rosado is when your junk gets rubbed raw and turns the color of a cherry. It’s like having a permanent sunburn on your butt.
My cousin got a rosado from riding a motorcycle for 10 hours straight. He looked like a peeled grape.
I got a rosado from my ex’s sock. It was the worst.
My dog got a rosado from running through a hedge. He howled like a banshee.
A rosado
A rosado is a human who eats paint chips for fun and ends up looking like a mad man with a face like a wet cat.
My neighbor is a rosado. He eats paint chips and talks to the ceiling.
My cousin’s sister is a rosado. She eats paint chips and wears socks on her hands.
That guy in the park is a rosado. He eats paint chips and dances like he’s on fire.
A rosado
A rosado is a soldier who loves to mess with his friends. He’s like the enemy in the army.
My brother is a rosado. He made me do push-ups in the snow.
My friend’s brother is a rosado. He stole his buddy’s boots and made him run a marathon.
That guy in the army is a rosado. He told his friend he was going to be deployed to Mars.
A rosado
A rosado is a magical word you shout during beer pong to make your opponents miss every shot. It was invented in Greenwich, CT by a drunk kid.
I said 'rosado' during beer pong and my friend missed all his shots. I won.
My friend shouted 'rosado' and my cousin missed every shot. He looked confused.
I used 'rosado' and my team won the game. My enemies looked like they were kicked by a donkey.
A rosado
A rosado is a fat, lazy sack of crap who hits on married women and acts like he’s the king of the world.
My uncle is a rosado. He hit on my aunt’s boss and got fired.
That guy in the grocery store is a rosado. He hit on my mom’s friend and she yelled at him.
My neighbor is a rosado. He hit on my sister’s teacher and she gave him a D.
A rosado
A rosado is a stoner who’s big as a house but still has a six-pack. He’s too high to even snap your neck.
My cousin is a rosado. He eats pizza and smokes weed all day.
That guy at the park is a rosado. He’s so high he can’t walk straight.
My brother is a rosado. He eats candy and smokes weed and still looks like a giant.
A rosado
A rosado is a girl who’s cool but acts like she’s from another planet. She’s the weird friend you can’t live without.
My friend is a rosado. She talks to plants and wears socks on her hands.
That girl in my class is a rosado. She draws on her face and talks to the ceiling.
My sister is a rosado. She eats crayons for breakfast and wears her pajamas to school.
A roodly toot toot toot
A stupid way to talk that sounds like a donkey with a trumpet. People who use it are usually clueless and think they're being cool.
'A roodly toot toot toot' said my cousin when I told him I got an A on my test.
My dad yelled 'A roodly toot toot toot' when I spilled coffee on his pants.
My friend used 'A roodly toot toot toot' to describe my math homework.
A roodly toot toot toot
A loud, stupid phrase that makes you want to punch someone. Used by people who think they’re the smartest kid in the class.
'A roodly toot toot toot' came out of my brother’s mouth when I beat him in a video game.
My teacher said 'A roodly toot toot toot' when I didn’t do my homework.
My mom used 'A roodly toot toot toot' when I failed my test.
A roodly toot toot toot
A dumb way of talking that makes you want to throw something. Usually said by people who think they're being funny, but they're not.
'A roodly toot toot toot' was what my friend said when I told him I got a scholarship.
My neighbor yelled 'A roodly toot toot toot' when I walked on his lawn.
My dog barked 'A roodly toot toot toot' when I left for the day.
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