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A henlo

A cuter way to say hello that’s way too cute for normal people. It’s like hello but with more cuteness and less sense.

Henlo, I’m here to be cute.

Henlo, I just ate a cookie.

Henlo, I’m going to be cute forever.

A henlo

A weird way to say hello that’s way too weird for normal people. It’s like hello but with more weirdness and less sense.

Henlo everybbodi

Henlo, I’m here to be weird.

Henlo, I’m going to be weird forever.

A hencha fuck

The best time you ever had in your whole life, and you're still drooling about it

My ex gave me a hencha fuck so good, I still dream about it.

That guy hit me with a hencha fuck so hard, I didn't know my name for a week.

My sister's friend's boyfriend gave her a hencha fuck and now she's a different person.

A hencha fuck

A sexual miracle that makes your brain shut off and your heart go crazy

I got a hencha fuck so good, I forgot how to walk.

He gave me a hencha fuck and now I'm a fan club of one.

She said it was a hencha fuck, and I believed her because I had one too.

A hencha fuck

When you're so happy after sex, you just want to die and come back as a chicken

I had a hencha fuck so good, I told my mom I was going to be a chicken when I died.

That hencha fuck was so good, I texted my best friend and said I was going to heaven.

My date gave me a hencha fuck, and now I think I'm a god.

A helmet on an octopus

A helmet on an octopus is like a rusty old knight’s head gear, except it’s stuck on a squishy sea monster that probably smells like old socks and regret.

My cousin said it looked like a soggy pancake on a sea creature that just lost a bet.

My teacher drew it on the board and said it was the worst thing she’d ever seen.

My dog stared at it for five minutes and then tried to eat it.

A helmet on an octopus

Imagine a helmet on an octopus, and you get the image of a smelly, wet, grumpy knight fighting a creature that just wants to go home.

My friend drew it and said it was the worst nightmare ever.

My mom called it a 'sea monster’s headache.'

My brother said it looked like something a toddler would make for a monster.

A helmet on an octopus

A helmet on an octopus is the worst possible thing you could ever imagine, like a soggy knight fighting a blob with eight arms and a bad attitude.

My dog tried to draw it and ended up with a mess on the floor.

My sister said it was the worst thing since soggy pizza.

My dad said it looked like something a sad knight would make for a blob.

A giant hell hole where the kids who get in trouble for talking about the subject the teacher was teaching sit in a vision class all day while the good kids get to hang out in a fancy room. You wait in a long line just to get lukewarm chicken fingers and fries.

My vision class is the worst. I got in trouble for talking about math. The good kids got to sit in a fancy room. I got chicken fingers that were cold.

I waited 20 minutes for chicken fingers that weren't even hot. My vision class is a nightmare.

I got sent to vision class because I said the word 'math' out loud. The good kids got to sit in a fancy room. I got cold fries.

SCHOOL

School is the worst place on earth. I hate it more than my mom's cooking.

School is like being stuck in a cage with your worst enemies.

I would rather be in jail than go to school.

A place where you get tortured by teachers and yelled at by kids who think they're cool.

My teacher yelled at me for not doing my homework. I got tortured in school.

I got yelled at by kids who think they're cool. School is the worst.

I got tortured by teachers and yelled at by fake cool kids.

A place you hate so much you'd rather be stuck in a lava pit.

I hate school so much I'd rather be in a lava pit than go to class.

School is so bad I'd rather be in a lava pit than sit through another math test.

I'd rather be in a lava pit than deal with my teacher's yelling.

A place you absolutely despise, but you have to go because you're stuck paying rent.

I absolutely despise school, but I have to go because I have to pay rent.

I hate school, but I have to go to pay my rent. Rent is the worst.

I despise school, but I have to go because I can't afford to not go.

A place that smells like Satan's fiery red butt and makes your brain melt.

School smells like Satan's fiery red butt and my brain is melting.

I think school is Satan's fiery red butt. My brain is melting.

The place smells like Satan's fiery red butt and my brain is melting.

When your significant other pours a whole bottle of hot sauce into your hole and then tries to get you to have sex.

My significant other poured hot sauce in my hole and tried to get me to have sex. It was the worst.

She poured hot sauce into my hole and then tried to get me to have sex. I'm still sore.

He put hot sauce in my hole and tried to get me to have sex. I'm still angry.

A heartbreaker is someone who takes your heart, boils it in a pot, and uses it as a sauce for their spaghetti. They laugh while you cry, and then they eat your feelings for breakfast.

You just got dumped by your crush and now you're crying in the hallway.

Your ex sent you a message saying they're happy with their new bf and you're still single.

You tried to ask them out again and they said no, and now you're eating cold pizza alone.

A heartbreaker is someone who knows your life inside out, and then decides to walk out of it like it's nothing. They don't even say goodbye, they just leave you hanging.

You messaged them 10 times and they never replied.

They blocked you on Instagram and you found out they're following someone else.

You texted them 'miss you' and they said 'I'm fine' and that was it.

A heartbreaker is like a mean kid who steals your lunch money and then eats your feelings for dessert. You're left with nothing but tears and a broken heart.

Your ex said they're moving away and you didn't even get to say goodbye.

They told you they're dating someone else and you were the second option.

You tried to get back together and they said no, and now you're crying in your math class.

A heartbreaker is the kind of person who takes your heart, crushes it with their bare hands, and then kicks it into the gutter. You're left with nothing but a broken heart and a bunch of questions.

They said they're dating someone else and didn't even ask you what you wanted.

You messaged them 20 times and they never replied.

They broke up with you and then started dating someone else the next day.