A helmet on an octopus - A helmet on an octopus is the worst possible thing you could

A helmet on an octopus is the worst possible thing you could ever imagine, like a soggy knight fighting a blob with eight arms and a bad attitude.

My dog tried to draw it and ended up with a mess on the floor.

My sister said it was the worst thing since soggy pizza.

My dad said it looked like something a sad knight would make for a blob.