A helmet on an octopus

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A helmet on an octopus is like a rusty old knight’s head gear, except it’s stuck on a squishy sea monster that probably smells like old socks and regret.
My cousin said it looked like a soggy pancake on a sea creature that just lost a bet.
My teacher drew it on the board and said it was the worst thing she’d ever seen.
My dog stared at it for five minutes and then tried to eat it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Imagine a helmet on an octopus, and you get the image of a smelly, wet, grumpy knight fighting a creature that just wants to go home.
My friend drew it and said it was the worst nightmare ever.
My mom called it a 'sea monster’s headache.'
My brother said it looked like something a toddler would make for a monster.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A helmet on an octopus is the worst possible thing you could ever imagine, like a soggy knight fighting a blob with eight arms and a bad attitude.
My dog tried to draw it and ended up with a mess on the floor.
My sister said it was the worst thing since soggy pizza.
My dad said it looked like something a sad knight would make for a blob.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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