A helmet on an octopus
A helmet on an octopus is like a rusty old knight’s head gear, except it’s stuck on a squishy sea monster that probably smells like old socks and regret.
My cousin said it looked like a soggy pancake on a sea creature that just lost a bet.
My teacher drew it on the board and said it was the worst thing she’d ever seen.
My dog stared at it for five minutes and then tried to eat it.