A henlo

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A fake hipster who thinks they're cool because they say "henlo" and think "smol bean" is a real thing. They wear yellow like it’s a crime and think Mac Demarco is a god. Theater kids are the worst kind of henlo.
Henlo, I’m here to ruin your day.
Smol bean, I just ate your lunch.
Doggo, I’m gonna fail this test.
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A weird way to say hello that only weirdos use. It’s like saying hello but with extra weirdness and a side of confusion.
Henlo, I don’t know why I said that.
Henlo, I’m not even talking to you.
Henlo, I’m going to sleep now.
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A greeting you use with your friends who are too weird for normal people. It’s like hello but with more dumbness.
Henlo, my friend just yelled at a chicken.
Henlo, I’m gonna fail this class.
Henlo, I’m still confused.
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A silly way to say hello made by some dumb person. It’s like hello but with more weirdness and less sense.
Henlo, I’m here to be weird.
Henlo, I just yelled at a dog.
Henlo, I’m going to be weird forever.
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A fancy way to say hello that’s way too deep for normal people. It’s like hello but with more intellectual nonsense.
Henlo, I’m here to be smart.
Henlo, I just read a book.
Henlo, I’m going to be smart forever.
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A cuter way to say hello that’s way too cute for normal people. It’s like hello but with more cuteness and less sense.
Henlo, I’m here to be cute.
Henlo, I just ate a cookie.
Henlo, I’m going to be cute forever.
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A weird way to say hello that’s way too weird for normal people. It’s like hello but with more weirdness and less sense.
Henlo everybbodi
Henlo, I’m here to be weird.
Henlo, I’m going to be weird forever.
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