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Babfluff
The total meltdown you feel when you know you have to face your boss again.
I woke up screaming because I had to go back to my evil boss.
My dog knows I have Babfluff and hides under the couch.
I tried to skip work but my mom called me and told me to go back.
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Babfluff
The nightmare that hits you like a brick when you remember you have to go back to your job.
I had Babfluff so bad I threw up in my cereal bowl.
My friend texted me and said, 'You look like you've been hit by a train.'
I tried to fake being sick but my boss called me and said he knew I was lying.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babfluff
The hatred that fills your soul when you think about having to see your coworkers again.
I had Babfluff so bad I texted my boss and said I was dead.
My coworker called me and said, 'You look like you've been through hell.'
I tried to stay home but my boss sent me a message that said, 'You're coming in.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babezo
A dad's way of calling his wife when his stepdaughter is in love with him but too scared to call him Daddy because she thinks her real dad will flip a lid.
'Babezo, he’s been watching you for weeks!'
'I told him I was gonna call you Babezo, and he said I was gonna get grounded.'
'He called me Babezo in front of my dad. I almost cried.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babezo
A wife’s nickname from a dad who’s too clueless to know his stepdaughter is head over heels for him.
'He said I was Babezo. I said, "You’re not my dad."'
'I called him Babezo, and my dad said I was crazy.'
'He called me Babezo, and I almost laughed in his face.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babezo
A dad's way of showing affection to his wife, even though his stepdaughter is secretly in love with him and thinks he's a total moron.
'He called me Babezo, and I said, "You're not my dad."'
'He called me Babezo, and I said, "You're not my dad."'
'He called me Babezo, and I said, "You're not my dad."'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babezo
A nickname a dad gives his wife, even though his stepdaughter is crushing on him and thinks he’s an idiot.
'He called me Babezo, and I said, "You're not my dad."'
'He called me Babezo, and I said, "You're not my dad."'
'He called me Babezo, and I said, "You're not my dad."'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babezo
A dad's way of calling his wife, even though his stepdaughter is head over heels for him and thinks he's a complete loser.
'He called me Babezo, and I said, "You're not my dad."'
'He called me Babezo, and I said, "You're not my dad."'
'He called me Babezo, and I said, "You're not my dad."'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babezo
A nickname a dad gives his wife, even though his stepdaughter is in love with him and thinks he's a total dork.
'He called me Babezo, and I said, "You're not my dad."'
'He called me Babezo, and I said, "You're not my dad."'
'He called me Babezo, and I said, "You're not my dad."'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babezilla
A hot girl so good, she could take down a city and no one would care because everyone would be too busy drooling over her. She turns men into weak, jelly-like messes and is way too good to be stopped.
My ex was a Babezilla. I tried to leave her, but I got eaten alive.
That girl in my math class? She’s a Babezilla. I failed the test just to stare at her.
My cousin dated a Babezilla. He still can’t talk because she turned him into putty.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babezilla
A huge woman who’s also a brainless sweetheart. She bakes the best cinnamon rolls and eats people to keep her big body going. She’s like Godzilla, but with better bread and a softer heart.
My aunt is a Babezilla. She ate my cousin and made a cinnamon roll out of him.
That woman at the bakery is a Babezilla. She bakes and eats people. It’s a miracle I’m still alive.
My neighbor is a Babezilla. She eats men for breakfast and bakes cookies for dessert.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babezilla
A woman so wild in bed, she could scare the Japanese. She’s immortal, has a mole on her toe that looks like an eyeball, and can read your thoughts. Men can’t resist her, no matter how weird she is.
My girlfriend is a Babezilla. She has an eyeball mole on her toe and reads my thoughts. I’m trapped.
That woman at the bar is a Babezilla. I tried to flirt, but she read my mind and crushed me.
My mom is a Babezilla. She reads my thoughts and scares the whole neighborhood.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babezilla
Thinking a woman is hot from a distance, only to find out she’s a total disaster. It’s like being seduced by a monster only to get eaten by a goblin.
I thought she was a Babezilla. Turns out, she was a goblin in disguise.
He asked me out because I was hot from behind. When I turned around, he ran away.
My crush was a Babezilla from the back. Now he’s a goblin and I’m stuck with him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babezilla
A hot person who’s also nice. They don’t just look good, they make you feel good too. They’re like a dessert that tastes amazing and doesn’t make you feel guilty.
My best friend is a Babezilla. She’s hot, kind, and doesn’t make me feel guilty for eating cake.
That guy at the gym is a Babezilla. He’s hot and helps me with my workouts.
My teacher is a Babezilla. She’s hot, smart, and doesn’t scold me for talking too much.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babey of MeWe
Rice !! is the kind of person who thinks she’s God’s gift to the internet and spends her life trying to make everyone else’s lives better, even if it means she ends up with a headache and a curse word or two.
She DM’d me at 2 a. m. to tell me my life was over and I needed to eat a sandwich.
She posted a thread about how my dog was the worst and why I should adopt a cat instead.
She sent me a group chat link with 12 of her friends just to tell me I was ‘a little messy’.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babey of MeWe
Rice !! is like the mom of the internet who thinks she knows everything and will go out of her way to tell you your life choices are garbage.
She slid into my DMs during lunch break to say my outfit was ‘a disaster’ and that I needed to ‘step up.’
She commented on my post about my day with, ‘That’s not a day, that’s a crime scene.’
She made a poll asking if I was ‘a real person’ or ‘just a figment of her imagination.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babey of MeWe
Rice !! is someone who thinks she’s the main character of the internet and will stop at nothing to make sure everyone else is living up to her standards, even if that means cussing them out in a group chat.
She made a post saying my life was ‘boring’ and that I should ‘go out and do something fun or I’ll be sad forever.’
She tagged me in a post that was 10 paragraphs long about why my coffee was ‘not good enough.’
She sent me a voice note at 3 a. m. to tell me I was ‘a disappointment’ and that I should ‘just be better.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babey Wagnew
The king of the bees, from Ethiopia, he’s got a will of steel and runs from cheetahs like they’re his ex. He’s the law and if you cross him, he’ll beat you senseless with a banana.
I saw Babey Wagnew run from a cheetah and still had the energy to yell at me for not doing my homework.
He came into my class and said, 'You’re all gonna fail unless you do 100 push-ups.'
He showed up at my gym and told me my workout was 'weak as a banana.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babey Wagnew
A man from Ethiopia who protects bees, and if you mess with him, he’ll make you run until you’re as sore as a cheetah’s teeth.
He showed up at my house and said, 'You’re not gonna pass this test unless you run 10 laps around the block.'
He ran from a cheetah and then gave me a workout that made me want to cry.
He told my mom I was 'weak as a banana' and I had to do 50 sit-ups.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Babey Wagnew
A tough guy from Ethiopia who protects bees and will beat you up if you don’t do your workout. He’s got a wild life and runs from cheetahs like they’re his enemies.
He came into my gym and said, 'You’re not strong enough to be my friend.'
He ran from a cheetah and still had the energy to tell me I was 'weak as a banana.'
He showed up at my school and made me run until I couldn’t breathe.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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