Babezo

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A dad's way of calling his wife when his stepdaughter is in love with him but too scared to call him Daddy because she thinks her real dad will flip a lid.
'Babezo, he’s been watching you for weeks!'
'I told him I was gonna call you Babezo, and he said I was gonna get grounded.'
'He called me Babezo in front of my dad. I almost cried.'
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A wife’s nickname from a dad who’s too clueless to know his stepdaughter is head over heels for him.
'He said I was Babezo. I said, "You’re not my dad."'
'I called him Babezo, and my dad said I was crazy.'
'He called me Babezo, and I almost laughed in his face.'
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A dad's way of showing affection to his wife, even though his stepdaughter is secretly in love with him and thinks he's a total moron.
'He called me Babezo, and I said, "You're not my dad."'
'He called me Babezo, and I said, "You're not my dad."'
'He called me Babezo, and I said, "You're not my dad."'
4
A nickname a dad gives his wife, even though his stepdaughter is crushing on him and thinks he’s an idiot.
'He called me Babezo, and I said, "You're not my dad."'
'He called me Babezo, and I said, "You're not my dad."'
'He called me Babezo, and I said, "You're not my dad."'
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A dad's way of calling his wife, even though his stepdaughter is head over heels for him and thinks he's a complete loser.
'He called me Babezo, and I said, "You're not my dad."'
'He called me Babezo, and I said, "You're not my dad."'
'He called me Babezo, and I said, "You're not my dad."'
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A nickname a dad gives his wife, even though his stepdaughter is in love with him and thinks he's a total dork.
'He called me Babezo, and I said, "You're not my dad."'
'He called me Babezo, and I said, "You're not my dad."'
'He called me Babezo, and I said, "You're not my dad."'
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