Babezilla
Thinking a woman is hot from a distance, only to find out she’s a total disaster. It’s like being seduced by a monster only to get eaten by a goblin.
I thought she was a Babezilla. Turns out, she was a goblin in disguise.
He asked me out because I was hot from behind. When I turned around, he ran away.
My crush was a Babezilla from the back. Now he’s a goblin and I’m stuck with him.