Babezilla
A huge woman who’s also a brainless sweetheart. She bakes the best cinnamon rolls and eats people to keep her big body going. She’s like Godzilla, but with better bread and a softer heart.
My aunt is a Babezilla. She ate my cousin and made a cinnamon roll out of him.
That woman at the bakery is a Babezilla. She bakes and eats people. It’s a miracle I’m still alive.
My neighbor is a Babezilla. She eats men for breakfast and bakes cookies for dessert.