Discover Slang

'The media says it’s all their fault,' says the person who’s tired of hearing about their problems.

He’s the one who always gets blamed for everything, even when it wasn’t him.

They’re the reason the word ‘entitled’ was invented.

'He’s a guy who thinks he’s the best at everything, but he’s actually not,' says the person who’s had to deal with him for years.

He’s the one who says, 'I’m not lazy, I just take my time,' even though he’s been sitting on the couch all day.

He’s the guy who calls women names and thinks it’s funny.

'He’s the guy who sends a dick pic at 3 AM and says it’s just a joke,' says the person who’s been sent a thousand of them.

He plays COD so much, he’s probably got a tattoo of it.

He’s the one who makes his voice deeper and thinks it makes him look cool.

'He’s the guy who only likes having sex with girls and thinks he’s the best at it,' says the person who’s been stuck with him for years.

He’s the one who says, 'I’m not a bad guy, I just like having sex with girls,' even though he’s been having sex with the same girl for six years.

He’s the guy who thinks he’s the only one who counts.

'He takes his medicine and then forgets to take it again,' says the person who’s been stuck with him for years.

He’s the one who says, 'I’m not oppressed, I just don’t know how to be,' even though he’s clearly been wrong.

He’s the guy who thinks he’s the only one who’s ever been treated unfairly.

'He takes 3in1 shampoo and uses normal pronouns, which is the worst thing ever,' says the person who’s been stuck with him for years.

He’s the guy who says, 'No homo,' and thinks it’s funny.

He’s the one who hates women and gay people and thinks he’s the best at everything.

My boss is a straight faggot. He talks about his girlfriend like she's a side dish.

At the office party, he was dancing to a gay song and nobody could look at him.

He called me a faggot for not liking pizza. I'm straight, but I hate pizza.

My coworker is a straight faggot. He taps out every time I say something smart.

He taps out like he's going to war every time I come into the break room.

He taps out so much, I think he's trying to get a medal.

My uncle goes to gay bars just to look cool. He's a straight faggot.

He walked into a gay bar like he owned it. He's a straight faggot.

He tried to flirt with every guy there. He's a straight faggot.

My dad can't even satisfy my mom. He's a straight faggot.

He can't even finish a pizza. He's a straight faggot.

He can't even stand up after a fight. He's a straight faggot.

He wears tight jeans every day like he's trying to show off his nuts. He's a straight faggot.

He pretends to be straight but flirts with every guy. He's a straight faggot.

He's so metrosexual, he even wears make-up. He's a straight faggot.

He likes men but acts like he doesn't. He's a straight faggot.

He tried to flirt with me in the office. He's a straight faggot.

He's straight but still likes men. He's a straight faggot.

I saw the cops coming and ducked behind a bush. A storch in time saves nine.

He had a condom on when the whole class got sick. Smart move.

She put on sunscreen before the sun came out. Classic storch in time saves nine.

He had a backup plan before the first plan even failed. A storch in time saves nine.

She brought a snack to the party and no one else did. Total legend.

He checked the weather before leaving the house. A storch in time saves nine.

He had a backup backup before the first one failed. A storch in time saves nine.

She packed extra clothes for the trip. Who knew it would rain twice?

He had a plan inside a plan. A storch in time saves nine.

He had a map before the GPS broke. A storch in time saves nine.

She had a snack and a drink before the party even started. Total pro.

He had a plan before the plan even had a plan. A storch in time saves nine.

She brought a towel to the beach even though it was sunny. A storch in time saves nine.

He had a second phone before the first one died. Smart move.

He had a plan before the mess even started. A storch in time saves nine.

He had a backup plan before the first one even went wrong. A storch in time saves nine.

She had a snack before the snack even became a thing. Total legend.

He had a plan before the mess even started. A storch in time saves nine.

My stoog had to eat a whole pie for the boss's birthday. It was a disaster.

The stoog got stuck in the ceiling fan. It was the worst.

My stoog tried to fix the printer and made it explode. Classic.

The Stooges played so loud my ears bled. It was amazing.

Iggy Pop was like a wild animal on stage. He was crazy.

The Stooges inspired all the punk bands. They were the best.