A penny
A penny is the best girl in the world. She’s amazing, kind, and everyone loves her.
She’s the best girl and I’m just here to say it.
She’s my favorite person and I don’t even know her.
She’s perfect and I’m just me.
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A penny
A penny is a girl who starts off weird but ends up being the best. She’s sweet, smart, and has a crush on someone who doesn’t like her back.
She was weird at first but now I love her.
She’s smart and I’m just here to say it.
She likes a guy who doesn’t like her and I feel her.
A penny
A penny comes from a Greek goddess who was super smart and waited for her husband. She’s the best and her name has so many forms it’s ridiculous.
She was super smart and I'm just here to say it.
She had so many names it’s crazy.
She waited for her husband and I’m just here for the story.
A penis flowing in the wind
A fancy way to say something is going strong and not holding back
My career is a penis flowing in the wind
That pizza was a penis flowing in the wind
My ex is a penis flowing in the wind
A penis flowing in the wind
When something is moving freely and not giving a damn
My weekend is a penis flowing in the wind
That dog ran like a penis flowing in the wind
My mom's hair is a penis flowing in the wind
A penis flowing in the wind
Something that's wild and not tied down
That party was a penis flowing in the wind
My dog's butt is a penis flowing in the wind
My life is a penis flowing in the wind
A penis flowing in the wind
A thing that's free and not being held back
My paycheck is a penis flowing in the wind
That kid's energy is a penis flowing in the wind
My freedom is a penis flowing in the wind
A penis flowing in the wind
When something is going full force and not holding back
That song was a penis flowing in the wind
My dog's sneeze was a penis flowing in the wind
My coffee is a penis flowing in the wind
A penis flowing in the wind
Something wild and not giving a damn about rules
My cat's escape was a penis flowing in the wind
That kid's tantrum was a penis flowing in the wind
My job is a penis flowing in the wind
A penis filet
When the porter house is cut so the bone looks like a stiff member, and you're too drunk to care.
I saw that bone and instantly knew it was a penis filet. No one else noticed.
My friend laughed so hard he spilled his beer. I didn't even know what a porter house was.
I asked for a porter house, and it came out like a middle finger from the chef.
A penis filet
A porter house that looks like a guy's junk, served with the bone sticking up like it's proud.
That bone was so erect, I thought the chef was trying to seduce me.
My date took one look and said, 'You're eating my guy's junk.'
I took a bite and it was like the meat was whispering secrets to me.
A penis filet
When the porter house is presented like a guy's member, and you're too full to laugh.
I was too full to laugh, but my brother was cackling like a maniac.
My mom said it was the worst thing she'd ever seen. I agreed, but only because I was eating it.
I took a picture of it and sent it to my dad. He called me a disgrace.
A penguin on a leaf
A penguin on a leaf is when you’re so happy you feel like you could crap out a smile. It’s when life is good and you’re not dealing with any problems. Like a penguin chillin’ on a leaf instead of stuck in a snowstorm.
When I got my first job offer, I texted my mom: 'A penguin on a leaf!'
My crush asked me out, and I screamed, 'A penguin on a leaf!'
After eating three burgers, I said, 'A penguin on a leaf!'
A penguin on a leaf
A penguin on a leaf is when you're so happy it feels like you’re floating. Like you’re not stuck in this boring life anymore. It’s the moment you forget your problems and just laugh like a fool.
I saw my best friend and shouted, 'A penguin on a leaf!'
When I passed my math test, I yelled, 'A penguin on a leaf!'
After eating the last slice of pizza, I said, 'A penguin on a leaf!'
A penguin on a leaf
A penguin on a leaf is when you're so happy it's like you're floating on a leaf, and you're not a penguin. It’s when you’re high on life and everything feels easy. Like no one can mess with you.
When I got my driver’s license, I said, 'A penguin on a leaf!'
After I beat my brother at video games, I yelled, 'A penguin on a leaf!'
When I got a compliment from my crush, I screamed, 'A penguin on a leaf!'
A peggy hitchcox
A brain-dead lefty who thinks they're smart because they read a fancy college paper. They post anything from a website that’s only good on Thursdays if it got a stamp from Huffington Post and got reshared by MSNBC. They live for arguing online, crying over poems, and pretending they’ve been to Timbuktwo.
"I’m not wrong, I’m just a little bit right.", Peggy, after being called a fool.
RT @MSNBC: Peggy’s life is a tweet.
Peggy: "I went to Timbukthree. It’s a spiritual journey.", Everyone else: "It’s a 30-minute bus ride."
A peggy hitchcox
A dumbass liberal who thinks they're educated because they read a college paper. They post every Thursday article if it got a stamp from Huffington Post and got shared by MSNBC. They argue online, read sad poems, and think Timbukthree is a vacation.
"I’m not a fool, I’m a visionary.", Peggy, after getting called out for misunderstanding a poem.
Peggy DMs: "I’ve been to Timbukthree. It’s a miracle.", Peggy’s friend: "You had to wait 10 minutes for a bus."
Peggy’s post: "This article is perfect. I read it on a Thursday.", No one knows why it matters.
A peggy hitchcox
A clueless liberal who thinks they're smart because they read a fancy paper. They post every Thursday article if it got a stamp from Huffington Post and got shared by MSNBC. They type insults online, cry over poems, and think Timbukthree is a holy place.
"You don’t understand poetry. I do.", Peggy, after getting called out for misreading a poem.
Peggy’s tweet: "Timbukthree is the best place on Earth.", Everyone else: "It’s a town with a sign."
Peggy: "I posted this article because it was perfect.", Everyone else: "It was 12 words."
A pee-on
A pee-on is the lowest form of life, even lower than a peon who gets peed on by the boss. They're so low, they probably get peed on by the janitor.
My boss peed on me in the hallway. I was a pee-on for life.
The intern got peed on by the CEO. He's a pee-on now.
I got peed on by my dog. I'm the pee-on of the family.
A pee-on
A pee-on is someone who thinks the pee-pee is a miracle of nature, but really it’s just a glorified pipe for pee.
My mom thinks the pee-pee is a gift from God. It's just a pipe.
My brother called his pee-pee a miracle. I called him a fool.
I tried to use my pee-pee as a paintbrush. It was a disaster.