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A crock’a shit
You take a dump in someone’s crock pot and leave it on low so their food tastes like your guts.
I told my friend he’s a crock’a shit because he turned my chicken casserole into a meatball stew.
My mom found a crock pot full of beans and I said it was my dad. He’s a crock’a shit.
I went to my cousin’s house and found a crock pot full of mac and cheese. I knew it was him. He’s a crock’a shit.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A crock’a shit
You poop in someone’s crock pot on purpose and let it cook for hours so they eat your waste.
My neighbor’s soup tasted like a toilet. He’s a crock’a shit.
My brother left a crock pot of chili on my kitchen counter. I knew it was him. He’s a crock’a shit.
My dad’s lasagna was the worst I’ve ever had. He’s a crock’a shit.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A crispy johnson
a sausage that got fried in the sun
My cousin’s crispy johnson looked like a hot dog that forgot it was on a grill.
He walked out of the pool and his crispy johnson was like a grilled cheese sandwich.
My friend’s crispy johnson was so red it looked like it was about to start screaming.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A crispy johnson
a peen that’s been barbecued by the sky
His crispy johnson was so bad, the neighbors called the fire department.
He tried to tan and now his crispy johnson is a permanent reminder of his mistake.
My crispy johnson is so bad, I got a warning from the sun.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A crispy johnson
a weenie that got roasted by the sun
His crispy johnson was so bad, it got its own Instagram page.
He went to the beach and now his crispy johnson is a legend.
My crispy johnson is so bad, I think it’s going to start burning down my pants.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A crispy
A person who burns your feelings to ash every time they ghost you or run away like a coward because they know they messed up.
You text them 10 times and they never reply. You're like, 'I'm gonna burn your face off.'
They left you hanging at the club and you saw them with someone else. You screamed, 'You're crispy!'
You asked them why they didn't show up and they said, 'I was scared of your face.' You yelled, 'You're crispy and I hate you!'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A crispy
You look like a fresh-outta-the-oven bagel, cool, clean, and ready to take on the world.
You walked in the room and everyone was like, 'Whoa, you're crispy!'
You showed up to the party dressed like a million bucks. People were like, 'You're crispy, baby!'
You texted a picture of yourself and they said, 'You look crispy, are you coming?'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A crispy
So good it makes your soul do a backflip and your heart scream, 'I love this!'
You ate that taco and your soul said, 'That was crispy!'
You saw that car and said, 'That’s crispy!'
Your friend did a dance and you said, 'You are crispy!'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A crispy
You're so hot, you could melt ice cream and still look good doing it.
You walked into the club and everyone was like, 'That’s crispy!'
You texted someone and said, 'You're crispy, I want you.'
You saw your crush and said, 'You're crispy, I'm going to kiss you.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A crispy
A word that only awesome people use to describe other awesome people. It's like the VIP of cool.
You said, 'That guy is crispy!' and everyone agreed.
You heard someone say, 'You're crispy!' and you were like, 'Thanks, I'm crispy too.'
You texted, 'You're crispy!' and they replied, 'You're crispy too!'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A crispy
Something so good or cool, it makes you want to rip your shirt off and dance in the street.
That new song was crispy and you had to dance in the hallway.
That trick he did was crispy and you said, 'That’s crispy!'
That pizza was crispy and you ate the whole thing in one bite.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A crispy
A person so dark, they look like they were cooked in a microwave and forgot to add the water.
You saw them and said, 'You're crispy like a burnt piece of toast!'
You asked them why they look so dark and they said, 'I forgot to add water.'
You saw them and said, 'You're crispy and I hate your face!'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A crisp one
A $100 bill. Like getting a slap in the face with money.
I just got a crisp one from my boss after I cursed him in front of the whole office.
She gave me a crisp one for showing up to work dressed like a taco.
I asked for a crisp one and got it, but I still got fired for being too loud.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A crisp one
A $100 bill. The only thing that can make your day better after a bad breakup.
He gave me a crisp one when I told him his ex was hotter than him.
I got a crisp one after I told my mom I didn’t want to be a lawyer anymore.
My crush gave me a crisp one after I asked him out and he said yes.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A crisp one
A $100 bill. The reason why you don’t want to be your friend’s sibling.
My friend’s sibling gave me a crisp one after I told him he looked like a frog.
I got a crisp one because I told my friend’s sibling he was the worst at hide and seek.
He gave me a crisp one after I told his sibling he had the worst hair in the whole school.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A crisp one
A $100 bill. The only thing that can make you forget about your bad grades.
I got a crisp one from my dad after I failed math but aced gym.
My mom gave me a crisp one because I got a D but got a perfect score on the art test.
I got a crisp one after I told my teacher my dog ate my homework.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A crisp one
A $100 bill. The only thing that can make your dog happy.
My dog got a crisp one after he peed on the neighbor’s lawn.
He got a crisp one when I told him he was the best dog ever.
He got a crisp one because he stole my sandwich and I let him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A crisp one
A $100 bill. The only thing that can make your teacher shut up for a while.
I gave my teacher a crisp one after I told her she was the worst at telling jokes.
My teacher got a crisp one because I told her her coffee was too weak.
She gave me a crisp one after I told her she looked like a hot dog.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A cricket moment
When someone says something so stupid or gross that the only thing that can save the conversation is the sound of crickets, like they’re trying to cover up the embarrassment.
My cousin told a joke about his goldfish getting divorced. The silence after was louder than a thunderclap.
The teacher asked why the sky is blue. No one had an answer. Crickets took over.
My friend said he eats pizza crusts for breakfast. We all walked out.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A cricket moment
The moment after someone says something so dumb or rude that the only thing left to hear is crickets, like the universe is trying to laugh at you.
My dad told a joke about his ex. The silence was so thick, I could’ve climbed it.
At lunch, my friend said he thinks dogs are gross. The whole table went silent. Crickets came in.
My mom said she thinks math is the worst. No one said anything. Crickets did.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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