Discover Slang

A Stunt Double
When you buy a blow-up doll and name it after a real person, then you screw it and imagine it's the real person. You can even use it to tell the real person to go screw themselves.
I bought a blow-up doll and named it after my ex, then I had sex with it.
I got a blow-up doll and called it my crush, and I messed around with it.
I used my blow-up doll to tell my ex to go get a life.
A Stuffy
When a man shoves his balls into his lover’s butt or snatch, it’s called a stuffy. You gotta lube it up good, then squeeze your nuts and push ’em in like a fat kid in a tight pants.
My man just did a stuffy and I’m still laughing at him.
She screamed like a baby when he stuck his balls in her butt.
I told him to stop doing stuffies or I’d beat him with a pillow.
A Stuffy
What little kids call their soft, fluffy animals. They’re like friends that don’t talk back.
My kid’s stuffy is his best friend.
She cried when her stuffy got lost at school.
He won’t sleep without his stuffy.
A Stuffy
A fluffy toy, like a big soft friend. British kids call it a stuffy because it’s full of fluff.
She got a new stuffy for her birthday.
He took his stuffy everywhere.
He hugged his stuffy like it was his mom.
A Stuffy
A fluffy monster toy, usually made from felt or soft fabric. They’re so cute they make you want to eat them.
That stuffy is so cute, I want to hug it to death.
He made a stuffy out of old socks.
She gave her stuffy a name and a bedtime.
A Stuffy
When you’re super lucky or lucky as hell. Like when you win the lottery and get a free pizza.
I was so lucky, I got a free pizza and a stuffy.
He was lucky as hell when he won the game.
She was lucky when she got the last slice of pizza.
A Stuffy
A girl with a big, round butt. Like a donut with a face.
That girl has a butt like a donut.
He called her a stuffy and she laughed in his face.
She walks like she’s got a stuffy on each leg.
A Stuffy
A Dutch cigar you empty out and stuff with weed. It’s like a smoke bomb but with a twist.
He stuffed his cigar with weed and it exploded in his mouth.
She filled her cigar with weed and it was awesome.
He stuffed his cigar so much, it looked like a hot dog.
A Stuche Bag
A cocky meathead who thinks he's the king of the school but only the girls and a few losers like him.
Hey bro, you're just a Stuche Bag, trying to look cool while the rest of us are actually cool.
You think you're hot stuff, but you're just a Stuche Bag with a bad haircut.
Don't act like you're special, you're just a Stuche Bag who can't take a punch.
A Stuche Bag
A guy who thinks he's the main character but only the girls believe it, and even they're just tolerating him.
You're a Stuche Bag, and everyone knows it. You're just a guy who thinks he's the main character.
You're a Stuche Bag, and your charm only works on girls who are too stupid to notice.
You're a Stuche Bag, and you're just a guy who can't shut up.
A Stuche Bag
A guy who talks too much and thinks he's the best, but only the girls and a few morons agree with him.
You're a Stuche Bag, and you're just a guy who talks way too much.
You're a Stuche Bag, and you're just a guy who thinks he's the best at everything.
You're a Stuche Bag, and you're just a guy who can't stop bragging.
A Stuche Bag
A guy who thinks he's the center of attention but only the girls and a few clowns believe it.
You're a Stuche Bag, and you're just a guy who thinks he's the center of attention.
You're a Stuche Bag, and you're just a guy who's surrounded by clowns.
You're a Stuche Bag, and you're just a guy who can't take a hint.
A Stuche Bag
A guy who thinks he's hot stuff, but only the girls and a few brainless guys think he's cool.
You're a Stuche Bag, and you're just a guy who thinks he's hot stuff.
You're a Stuche Bag, and you're just a guy who's surrounded by brainless guys.
You're a Stuche Bag, and you're just a guy who thinks he's cool.
A Stuche Bag
A guy who thinks he's the best, but only the girls and a few fools believe it.
You're a Stuche Bag, and you're just a guy who thinks he's the best.
You're a Stuche Bag, and you're just a guy who's surrounded by fools.
You're a Stuche Bag, and you're just a guy who can't take criticism.
A Struggling Stranger
Trying to jerk off with your arm that feels like it got run over by a truck after getting your second shot.
I tried to finish my solo but my arm looked like it got hit by a bus.
My arm was so sore I had to use my leg to finish the job.
After my shot, I tried to jerk off and my arm screamed at me.
A Struggling Stranger
Trying to get off with your arm that feels like it got stabbed by a ninja after your second shot.
My arm was so broken I had to use my foot to finish my solo.
After my shot, I tried to get off and my arm was like, 'No way, man.'
I looked like a zombie trying to jerk off with my arm.
A Struggling Stranger
Trying to finish your solo with your arm that feels like it's on fire after your second shot.
My arm was so hot I thought I was going to burn my pants off.
After the shot, my arm was like a flaming sword trying to jerk off.
I looked like I had a fire in my arm and I was still trying to get off.
A Strong Sense of (Personal) Justice
They were just regular jerks. This one is a full-blown disaster.
I didn't steal the last slice of pizza. I took the whole pie.
He cheated on his wife. Then he lied about it. Then he texted me about it.
That kid drew on the wall. With crayons. And then he laughed at me.
A Strong Sense of (Personal) Justice
You don’t want to mess with them. They’ll make you regret it.
She got fired. Then she told her boss he was a bad driver.
He broke the rules. Then he took the blame for someone else.
The kid spilled juice on my shirt. Then he called me a baby.
A Strong Sense of (Personal) Justice
They don’t just see wrong. They taste it. They smell it. They live it.
He saw the bullying. Then he joined the fight.
She saw the mess. Then she cleaned it. And then she yelled at the person who made it.
The kid saw the unfair game. Then he threw the ball at the referee.
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