A Stuche Bag
A guy who thinks he's the main character but only the girls believe it, and even they're just tolerating him.
You're a Stuche Bag, and everyone knows it. You're just a guy who thinks he's the main character.
You're a Stuche Bag, and your charm only works on girls who are too stupid to notice.
You're a Stuche Bag, and you're just a guy who can't shut up.