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b/c
Nonstop screaming and moaning like a broken radio in a junkyard.
My mom is B&C every morning. It's like she's been yelled at by a crowd of angry raccoons.
This kid is B&C 24/7. I swear he's gonna scream his lungs out.
I got B&C’d by my sister because she forgot her phone at the mall.
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The two most stubborn jerks in F1 history. They never shut up and think they know everything.
Berger and Chips are the reason F1 has more drama than a soap opera with a caffeine addiction.
I swear Berger and Chips argue more than my parents during tax season.
They're like the old man and the kid who think they own the whole track.
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Girls getting drunk and chasing boys like they’re the last piece of cake at a bakery.
My cousins went out for B&C last night. They came home with a black eye and a smile.
The girls at the bar were doing B&C. It was like a dance-off with alcohol.
My sister and her friends went out for B&C. They came back with more stories than a drunk DJ.
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Beef and Cheddar. The taste of failure and melted cheese. Found in Hot Pockets and the hearts of people who don’t know how to cook.
My lunch is just Beef and Cheddar. It tastes like I failed my life.
This Hot Pocket is Beef and Cheddar. I ate it like it was a punishment.
Beef and Cheddar is the only thing I know how to cook. It’s like my soul is a Hot Pocket.
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The most lazy way to say why something happened. Used by kids who can’t spell or think.
Why did you miss class? ‘Cause’ my dog ate my homework. Lazy much?
‘Because’ I was playing video games. That’s not a real reason.
‘Because’ the sky is blue. That’s the worst excuse I’ve ever heard.
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Already been chewed. Like your food was eaten by a dog and then spit out by a grumpy kid.
I got already been chewed. My sandwich looked like it was attacked by a dog and a toddler.
He said he was already been chewed. That’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard.
I ate already been chewed. It was like eating a broken tooth.
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A song so good it made the whole world stop and listen, even if they were tired and in a bad mood.
I heard ‘ABC’ and it felt like magic. Like a fairy tale with a beat.
Michael Jackson sang ‘ABC’ and I cried like a baby. It was that good.
That song came on and I felt like I was flying. It was ‘ABC’.
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You're so f***ing bored you type the same letter until your fingers fall off
I typed 'aaaaa' for 2 hours because my brain died
My mom saw me typing 'zzzzz' and asked if I was possessed
I typed 'iiiiii' so much my keyboard cried
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Just a plain old letter b
My teacher wrote 'b' on my test and I failed
My friend drew a 'b' on my face and I got in trouble
I saw a 'b' on the wall and I yelled at it
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Big Booty Bethany, the f***ing queen of all booties
Big Booty Bethany walked in and the whole school stopped
I asked her for a photo and she said 'you’re lucky I’m in a good mood'
She wore a miniskirt and my heart exploded
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The sweetest gangster at Ruyton Girls' School who looks like a f***ing angel
She robbed the cafeteria and still said 'thank you'
She wore a pink suit and I cried
She sang in the hall and I got a headache from how good she was
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Talia and Fred, the most f***ing annoying duo on the planet
They talked for 10 minutes and I screamed
They sat next to me and I wanted to die
They kissed and I threw my pencil at them
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George Thorogood, the f***ing king of rock and roll
He played a song and I felt my soul leave my body
He ate a sandwich and it was like a concert
He walked in and the whole crowd screamed
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A place where you sleep and eat, but it's f***ing expensive
I stayed at a B&B and it cost me $100
My dad stayed there and came home with a sore neck
The breakfast was so good I almost cried
B&BW
A place where you can buy smelly soaps and cheap lotions that make your skin look like a raccoon’s butt.
My cousin bought a whole cart of stuff from B&BW and now her bathroom smells like a gym sock drawer.
I went to B&BW and came out with six candles and a body spray that smells like burnt hair.
My mom bought me a body lotion from B&BW and now I smell like a used pizza box.
B&BW
A store where you can spend all your allowance on fancy bath stuff that you’ll never use.
I spent my entire allowance at B&BW and now I have 12 body lotions I’ve never touched.
My friend bought a whole set of bath bombs from B&BW and now his tub looks like a science experiment.
I went to B&BW and came out with a bag full of stuff that probably cost more than my weekly lunch money.
B&BW
A place where you can buy stuff that smells like a mix of old gym socks and expired cheese.
I walked into B&BW and instantly regretted my life choices.
My brother bought a candle from B&BW and now our house smells like a dead rat’s closet.
I bought a body spray from B&BW and now I smell like a sock that’s been in a shoe for a year.
B&BW
A store that sells stuff that’s more expensive than it should be and smells like a hot dog cart on a summer day.
I bought a body lotion from B&BW and now I smell like a hot dog that’s been sitting in the sun for three hours.
My sister bought a whole bunch of stuff from B&BW and now her bathroom looks like a science fair project.
I went to B&BW and came out with a bag of stuff that cost me more than my weekly allowance.
B&BW
A place where you can buy stuff that smells like old gym socks and costs more than it should.
My friend went to B&BW and came out with a bag full of stuff that smells like a gym sock drawer.
I bought a body lotion from B&BW and now I smell like a sock that’s been in a shoe for a year.
My brother went to B&BW and came out with six candles and now his room smells like a dead raccoon’s butt.
B&B Shower
When you spray water at your butt and balls like you're trying to kill them with a hose.
I took a B&B shower because I was too lazy to wash my face. My hair looked like a raccoon’s nest.
My roommate did a B&B shower and yelled, 'This is war!' I just laughed and went back to gaming.
I did a B&B shower before my mom came in. I didn’t want her to see my bare butt.
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