B&BW

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A place where you can buy smelly soaps and cheap lotions that make your skin look like a raccoon’s butt.
My cousin bought a whole cart of stuff from B&BW and now her bathroom smells like a gym sock drawer.
I went to B&BW and came out with six candles and a body spray that smells like burnt hair.
My mom bought me a body lotion from B&BW and now I smell like a used pizza box.
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A store where you can spend all your allowance on fancy bath stuff that you’ll never use.
I spent my entire allowance at B&BW and now I have 12 body lotions I’ve never touched.
My friend bought a whole set of bath bombs from B&BW and now his tub looks like a science experiment.
I went to B&BW and came out with a bag full of stuff that probably cost more than my weekly lunch money.
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A place where you can buy stuff that smells like a mix of old gym socks and expired cheese.
I walked into B&BW and instantly regretted my life choices.
My brother bought a candle from B&BW and now our house smells like a dead rat’s closet.
I bought a body spray from B&BW and now I smell like a sock that’s been in a shoe for a year.
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A store that sells stuff that’s more expensive than it should be and smells like a hot dog cart on a summer day.
I bought a body lotion from B&BW and now I smell like a hot dog that’s been sitting in the sun for three hours.
My sister bought a whole bunch of stuff from B&BW and now her bathroom looks like a science fair project.
I went to B&BW and came out with a bag of stuff that cost me more than my weekly allowance.
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A place where you can buy stuff that smells like old gym socks and costs more than it should.
My friend went to B&BW and came out with a bag full of stuff that smells like a gym sock drawer.
I bought a body lotion from B&BW and now I smell like a sock that’s been in a shoe for a year.
My brother went to B&BW and came out with six candles and now his room smells like a dead raccoon’s butt.
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