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Nonstop screaming and moaning like a broken radio in a junkyard.
My mom is B&C every morning. It's like she's been yelled at by a crowd of angry raccoons.
This kid is B&C 24/7. I swear he's gonna scream his lungs out.
I got B&C’d by my sister because she forgot her phone at the mall.
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The two most stubborn jerks in F1 history. They never shut up and think they know everything.
Berger and Chips are the reason F1 has more drama than a soap opera with a caffeine addiction.
I swear Berger and Chips argue more than my parents during tax season.
They're like the old man and the kid who think they own the whole track.
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Girls getting drunk and chasing boys like they’re the last piece of cake at a bakery.
My cousins went out for B&C last night. They came home with a black eye and a smile.
The girls at the bar were doing B&C. It was like a dance-off with alcohol.
My sister and her friends went out for B&C. They came back with more stories than a drunk DJ.
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Beef and Cheddar. The taste of failure and melted cheese. Found in Hot Pockets and the hearts of people who don’t know how to cook.
My lunch is just Beef and Cheddar. It tastes like I failed my life.
This Hot Pocket is Beef and Cheddar. I ate it like it was a punishment.
Beef and Cheddar is the only thing I know how to cook. It’s like my soul is a Hot Pocket.
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The most lazy way to say why something happened. Used by kids who can’t spell or think.
Why did you miss class? ‘Cause’ my dog ate my homework. Lazy much?
‘Because’ I was playing video games. That’s not a real reason.
‘Because’ the sky is blue. That’s the worst excuse I’ve ever heard.
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Already been chewed. Like your food was eaten by a dog and then spit out by a grumpy kid.
I got already been chewed. My sandwich looked like it was attacked by a dog and a toddler.
He said he was already been chewed. That’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard.
I ate already been chewed. It was like eating a broken tooth.
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A song so good it made the whole world stop and listen, even if they were tired and in a bad mood.
I heard ‘ABC’ and it felt like magic. Like a fairy tale with a beat.
Michael Jackson sang ‘ABC’ and I cried like a baby. It was that good.
That song came on and I felt like I was flying. It was ‘ABC’.
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The best couple initials. If you're a couple and these are your initials, you'll be together forever. No matter what happens, never lose them. B+C couples are made for each other.
B+C is the only way to go. We'll be together till the end of time.
I'm not leaving you. B+C forever.
My initials are B+C. You can't break us.
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A word used by lazy kids in chat rooms. It means 'because.' Don't bother spelling it out. Just type B+C and be done with it.
B+C I was late to class.
B+C I forgot my homework.
B+C I ate all the pizza.
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It means you already got chewed up. Like you were already eaten. No need to be chewed again. You’re already a mess.
I already got chewed. B+C.
Don’t do that to me again. B+C.
I’m not eating that. B+C.
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A song by the Jackson 5. It came out in 1970 and was the best song of that year. Michael Jackson sang it and it’s still a classic.
That song by the Jackson 5 is still the best.
I love that song from 1970.
Michael Jackson made that song legendary.
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It means you already got chewed up. You were already eaten. No need to be chewed again. You’re already a mess.
Don’t make me eat that again. B+C.
I already got chewed. No more.
You already ate it. B+C.
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It stands for Bourbon and Coke. Two drinks that go together like a couple in love. Mix them and enjoy.
I’m drinking Bourbon and Coke. B+C.
That’s my drink. B+C.
Bourbon and Coke. B+C.
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It means you’re being a total pain in the ass. You’re whining and moaning about everything. Just shut up and take it.
Stop whining. B+C.
You’re being a pain. B+C.
I can’t take this anymore. B+C.
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A lazy way for kids to type when they're too busy being annoying online. It means 'because' but sounds like they're too dumb to spell it right.
Hey u b/c ur dumb
I skipped class b/c I'm a f***ing legend
She texted me b/c she's obsessed with me
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Before the people who think they're better than everyone else start talking.
I had to wait for the principal b/c
He was late b/c
She talked too much b/c
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A fancy way of saying you've already been chewed up and spat out. Like you've been through hell and it was just a snack.
I'm not going b/c I've already been chewed
He tried to flirt with me b/c
She's tired b/c
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A song that made you cry when you were a kid. Now it's just a reminder of how bad your life was before you were famous.
I listened to it b/c it's sad
Michael Jackson made it b/c he's a legend
I cried b/c it's emotional
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A fancy way of saying you've already been chewed up and spat out. Like you've been through hell and it was just a snack.
I'm not going b/c I've already been chewed
He tried to flirt with me b/c
She's tired b/c
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A drink for people who can't handle anything but alcohol and soda. It's like a cheap way to get drunk and look cool.
I drank a b/c b/c I'm cool
He drank a b/c b/c he's drunk
She ordered a b/c b/c she's a barista
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A way of life for people who hate everything. It's just constant complaining and being a pain in the a**.
I'm bitching and complaining b/c I'm tired
She's bitching and complaining b/c she's annoying
He's bitching and complaining b/c he's a f***ing legend
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