A straight white male

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A guy who thinks he’s the only one who matters and acts like he’s never been wrong, even when he’s clearly been wrong.

'I’m not privileged, I just don’t know how to be,' says the guy who never had to deal with anything hard.

'He’s the reason the word ‘privilege’ was invented,' says the person who’s been stuck in a bad relationship with him for years.

He’s the one who says, 'I’m not racist, I just don’t like other people.'

A group of guys who the news always blames for everything bad that happens, like they’re the only ones who ever messed up.

'The media says it’s all their fault,' says the person who’s tired of hearing about their problems.

He’s the one who always gets blamed for everything, even when it wasn’t him.

They’re the reason the word ‘entitled’ was invented.

A guy who’s white, straight, and thinks he’s perfect, even though he’s also lazy, racist, and hates women.

'He’s a guy who thinks he’s the best at everything, but he’s actually not,' says the person who’s had to deal with him for years.

He’s the one who says, 'I’m not lazy, I just take my time,' even though he’s been sitting on the couch all day.

He’s the guy who calls women names and thinks it’s funny.

A guy with a name that starts with J, K, A, or B who plays COD, sends dick pics, and thinks he’s cool.

'He’s the guy who sends a dick pic at 3 AM and says it’s just a joke,' says the person who’s been sent a thousand of them.

He plays COD so much, he’s probably got a tattoo of it.

He’s the one who makes his voice deeper and thinks it makes him look cool.

A guy who only likes having sex with girls and thinks he’s the only one who matters.

'He’s the guy who only likes having sex with girls and thinks he’s the best at it,' says the person who’s been stuck with him for years.

He’s the one who says, 'I’m not a bad guy, I just like having sex with girls,' even though he’s been having sex with the same girl for six years.

He’s the guy who thinks he’s the only one who counts.

A guy who can’t take his own medicine and thinks he’s the only one who’s ever been wrong.

'He takes his medicine and then forgets to take it again,' says the person who’s been stuck with him for years.

He’s the one who says, 'I’m not oppressed, I just don’t know how to be,' even though he’s clearly been wrong.

He’s the guy who thinks he’s the only one who’s ever been treated unfairly.

The worst person in the world who takes 3in1 shampoo, uses normal pronouns, and hates women and gay people.

'He takes 3in1 shampoo and uses normal pronouns, which is the worst thing ever,' says the person who’s been stuck with him for years.

He’s the guy who says, 'No homo,' and thinks it’s funny.

He’s the one who hates women and gay people and thinks he’s the best at everything.