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A spicy Jason
Getting a hot sauce surprise on your wiener and then begging for a tongue job.
My cousin ate hot sauce like it was a snack and then cried for a blowjob.
He dipped his whole hand in habanero powder and then asked for a blow job like it was a chore.
She got a ghost pepper on her privates and then asked for a blowjob like it was a reward.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A spicy Jason
Putting a flaming pepper on your doodie and then letting someone lick it off.
He covered his doodie in chili powder and let his girlfriend lick it clean.
She got a jalapeño on her pecker and then let her friend suck it off.
He covered his privates in habanero and let his date lick it off like it was a treat.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A spicy Jason
Getting a spicy surprise on your junk and then letting someone eat it.
He got a load of ghost pepper on his junk and let his buddy eat it.
She got hot sauce on her privates and let her friend take a bite.
He covered his doodie in chili and let his girlfriend eat it like it was a snack.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A spicy Jason
Putting a fiery sauce on your willy and then letting someone kiss it.
He dipped his willy in hot sauce and then let his girl kiss it.
She got a load of pepper on her willy and let her boyfriend kiss it clean.
He covered his privates in jalapeño and let his date kiss it like it was a job.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A spicy Jason
Getting a hot sauce shock on your privates and then letting someone lick it.
He got a ghost pepper on his privates and let his friend lick it off.
She got a load of chili on her privates and let her boyfriend lick it clean.
He dipped his doodie in habanero and let his date lick it like it was a treat.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A special poptard breakfast
A brainless moron fried like a bacon strip in the electric chair.
My cousin got executed for thinking pizza was a food group.
That guy got zapped for not knowing what a president was.
I saw a guy get cooked for believing the moon was made of cheese.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A special poptard breakfast
A dumbass who gets shocked to death for being too stupid to know better.
He got zapped for thinking a toilet was a throne.
That kid got fried for arguing that clouds were made of jelly.
My neighbor got executed for thinking cats were aliens.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A special poptard breakfast
A retard who gets cooked for being too idiotic to survive.
My uncle got fried for thinking the sun was a giant flashlight.
That guy got shocked for thinking a computer was a toaster.
I watched a man get executed for thinking a dog was a monster.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A spare dick in a fucking contest
A guy who shows up with no balls and expects to win anyway.
He showed up with a sandwich and a smile. No contribution. Just a waste of space.
She asked him to help paint the house. He brought a bag of chips and said, 'I’m here.'
He joined the team and just sat there. No effort. No contribution. Just a waste of oxygen.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A spare dick in a fucking contest
A guy who thinks he’s the main event but has no real value.
He said he’d help move the furniture. Then he walked in and said, 'I’m here.' That was it.
He tried to impress the group with his loud voice. No help. Just noise.
He took credit for the whole project. But he didn’t do a single thing.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A spare dick in a fucking contest
A guy who shows up and takes credit but gives nothing in return.
He showed up and said, 'I’m the best.' But he didn’t lift a finger.
He took the lead. But he didn’t do any of the work. Just talked.
He got praised for the whole thing. But he didn’t do a single thing.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A spare dick in a fucking contest
A guy who shows up and acts like he’s part of the plan but is just there.
He came in and said, 'I’m here.' That was it. No help. No contribution.
He sat in the back and said nothing. But he took credit for everything.
He showed up. He didn’t do anything. But he expected praise.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A spare dick in a fucking contest
A guy who thinks he’s important but contributes nothing.
He said he’d help. But he just sat there. No work. No help.
He talked the whole time. But he didn’t do a single thing.
He took the credit. But he didn’t do the work. Just there.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A spamful amount of money
A huge pile of cash, like so much you could buy a pizza for every single person on Earth and still have enough left to buy a giant flamingo that yells at you.
I got a spamful amount of money from my grandma, and now I have 17 pizzas and a flamingo that hates my life.
He won the lottery and now has a spamful amount of money, so he bought 100 pizzas and a flamingo that talks back.
She got a spamful amount of money and immediately bought 50 pizzas and a flamingo that screams every time it sees a math problem.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A spamful amount of money
So much money it makes your brain feel like it's about to explode from all the counting.
He had a spamful amount of money, and he counted it so much his brain turned into a pizza oven.
She got a spamful amount of money and spent it all on pizza and a flamingo that yelled at her for 2 hours straight.
He had a spamful amount of money and tried to count it, but his brain exploded and became a pizza.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A spamful amount of money
A ton of cash, so much it could pay for a pizza for every single person on the planet and still have enough to buy a flamingo that insults your mom.
He got a spamful amount of money and bought a pizza for everyone in the world and a flamingo that insulted his mom for 3 days straight.
She had a spamful amount of money and used it to buy 1000 pizzas and a flamingo that said 'your mom is ugly' in 10 different languages.
He had a spamful amount of money and turned his whole life into a pizza commercial with a flamingo that cursed his existence.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A spamful amount of money
A massive amount of money that would make your wallet cry and your brain scream in terror.
He had a spamful amount of money, and his wallet cried so hard it turned into a pizza.
She got a spamful amount of money, and her brain screamed so loud it woke up a flamingo that was sleeping in the oven.
He had a spamful amount of money and used it to buy 1000 pizzas and a flamingo that yelled at his math teacher.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A spamful amount of money
A ridiculous amount of cash, so much it could buy a pizza for every person who ever existed and still have enough left to buy a flamingo that insults your dad.
He had a spamful amount of money and bought a pizza for every person who ever lived and a flamingo that insulted his dad for an hour.
She got a spamful amount of money and spent it all on 1000 pizzas and a flamingo that cursed her existence.
He had a spamful amount of money and used it to buy 1000 pizzas and a flamingo that insulted his teacher and his mom at the same time.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A spamful amount of money
A whole lot of money, like so much it could buy you a pizza for every single person in every single class in every single school in every single country in the world and still have enough to buy a flamingo that screams your name.
He had a spamful amount of money and bought a pizza for every kid in the world and a flamingo that screamed his name for 2 hours straight.
She got a spamful amount of money and used it to buy 1000 pizzas and a flamingo that screamed 'I hate your life' in 5 different languages.
He had a spamful amount of money and turned his whole life into a pizza festival with a flamingo that yelled at his math teacher and his mom at the same time.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A spaghetti of rubber bands
A huge mess of rubber bands that looks like someone peed on a slinky and it exploded
My desk looked like a war zone after my brother tried to launch a rubber band missile.
The teacher had to throw out the whole box of rubber bands after we made a spaghetti of rubber bands.
I walked into the classroom and saw a spaghetti of rubber bands hanging from the ceiling like a giant spiderweb.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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