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A&F
A&F is the store that makes you think you're fancy, until you realize you're just wearing a shirt that costs more than your rent.
I spent $60 on a shirt from A&F. My rent is $50. I'm now broke and fashionably late.
My mom bought me a whole A&F outfit for my birthday. I now owe her $100.
I tried to look cool in A&F. I now look like I just robbed a store.
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A&F turns straight guys into fags. It's a conspiracy. They do it on purpose.
My brother went to A&F. Now he thinks he's gay. I've never been more scared in my life.
I went to A&F and now I'm in love with the guy who works there. What even is life?
My friend tried to be cool in A&F. Now he's gay and I'm the only one who knows.
A&F
A&F is the store where college kids go to look cool, but the employees are so hot you forget why you're there.
I went to A&F to buy a shirt. I ended up falling for the guy who worked there. I now have a crush and no money.
I tried to look cool in A&F. The guy who works there looked cooler. I now have a crush and no shirt.
A&F is the best store because the employees are hot and the shirts are just a bonus.
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A&F is the store that sells white clothes at a price that will make you question your life choices.
I bought a shirt from A&F. Now I'm wondering why I didn't just buy a shirt from the grocery store.
My mom said A&F is the best store. I now have a $50 bill and no shirt.
I tried to look fancy in A&F. I now look like I'm broke and fancy.
A&F
A&F is not preppy. It's just people trying to look good but failing, like everyone else.
My friend tried to look preppy in A&F. He now looks like he just got out of bed and took a shirt from the trash.
I think A&F is the opposite of preppy. It's just people pretending to be cool.
Preppy people wouldn't be caught dead in A&F. They would rather die in a closet.
A&F
Food & Fucking is what keeps men in relationships. It's like a combo meal, but with sex.
My dad says he's with my mom because of food and fucking. I believe him. I also believe he's still in high school.
My brother is with his girlfriend because of food and fucking. He now has a food addiction and a sex addiction.
My friend is with his girlfriend because of food and fucking. He now eats and fucks all day.
A&E HOLED
When the media or some rich celebrity goes full-on witch hunt on you for saying something mean about them or their friends. It’s like being publicly humiliated but with more cameras.
My ex got roasted by every tabloid for saying she looked like a raccoon in that dress.
That kid got canceled for calling his math teacher a fat flamingo.
The influencer’s whole team tried to erase him for saying his hair looked like a dead dog.
A&E HOLED
Some internet creep who scams you or yells at you online like they’re your boss.
That guy on Reddit said I was a ‘meme failure’ for not knowing who Karen from the 90s was.
My cousin got flamed for saying pizza was the worst food ever.
I got a message from a stranger saying I was a ‘digital disaster’ for liking a cat video.
A&E HOLED
Some annoying person who sends you 1000 jokes or fake fortune cookies every day. It’s like being stalked by a clown.
My mom got 50 emails from a guy who said I was a ‘texting disaster’.
My brother got a chain letter about a cursed emoji from 2008.
I got 12 emails from a guy named Bob who said I was a ‘texting failure’.
A&E HOLED
Feeling like a wet blanket because you took too many estrogen pills. You’re like a sad, bloated version of yourself.
My aunt looked like a sad balloon after taking estrogen for a week.
My cousin turned into a weepy blob after taking estrogen like it was candy.
My mom looked like a soggy pizza after taking estrogen.
A&E HOLED
Some internet rat who yells at you like you owe them money. They probably got fired once.
My uncle got yelled at by some guy on Discord for saying his memes were ‘cringe’.
My friend got flamed for saying her TikTok was ‘boring’.
My brother got flamed for saying his video game was ‘trash’.
A&E HOLED
You spend so much time on your phone or watching TV that your eyes look like they’ve been burned by a laser. It’s like being stuck in a video game for life.
My brother looked like a zombie after playing Fortnite for 10 hours straight.
My mom got stuck in a TikTok loop and forgot how to breathe.
My cousin turned into a screen-burned ghost for watching YouTube 24/7.
a***e
A&E means you’d take them anywhere, even the back of a taxi, the middle of a park, or the floor of a strip club.
A&E, baby. She’s hot enough to make me forget my pants.
He’s A&E. I’d follow him to the other side of the world if he asked.
That girl is A&E. I’d do her in the back of a limo, on a beach, or in a dumpster.
a***e
That wail of the siren is A&E. It’s the sound of your life getting interrupted by someone who’s in a hurry to kill someone.
That A&E is gonna make me late for work again.
The A&E came so fast I thought my neighbor was being chased by a cop.
I heard that A&E and I knew something bad was about to happen.
a***e
A&E is the most annoying rap name in 2018. Everyone named FEFE, ZEZE, and JUJU is trying too hard to be cool.
FEFE is the worst. It’s like he’s trying to be a kid again.
ZEZE is just FEFE with a different spelling. Still trash.
JUJU is A&E’s cousin. Also annoying.
a***e
A&E is when you run from trouble and hide like a coward. You’re not brave. You’re just trying to survive.
He did an A&E and hid in the woods. That’s not bravery. That’s survival.
She did an A&E and ran from the cops. Now she’s in trouble.
They did an A&E and escaped the battlefield. Pretty cool, but they’re still cowards.
a***e
A&E is a smiley face made from letters. It’s for people who think they’re funny and always try to make everyone laugh.
He sent me an A&E and said, 'I’m going to laugh at you.'
She used A&E in her text and I thought she was trying to be cute.
My friend used A&E and I just rolled my eyes.
a***e
A&E is like someone squinting at you and trying to figure out if you’re lying. It’s the face of suspicion, and it’s not pretty.
He sent me an A&E and said, 'You’re lying to me.'
She used A&E in her DM and I knew she didn’t trust me.
My friend used A&E and said, 'I know something’s up.'
a***e
A&E is when you’re so lost for words you just type E and hope they get the hint. It’s lazy, it’s rude, and it’s totally fine.
He said E and I knew he didn’t know what to say.
She typed E and I thought she was being sarcastic.
I said E because I had no idea what to say.
A&D cream
The stuff you slap on your butt and pecker when you're too lazy to shower
I used A&D cream like it was a religion
My butt is smoother than my ex's lies
I put it on my pecker and called it a day
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