A&F
A&F is the store that makes you think you're fancy, until you realize you're just wearing a shirt that costs more than your rent.
I spent $60 on a shirt from A&F. My rent is $50. I'm now broke and fashionably late.
My mom bought me a whole A&F outfit for my birthday. I now owe her $100.
I tried to look cool in A&F. I now look like I just robbed a store.