A&F

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Always and forever, or as I like to call it, the reason you're still with your ex even though they're a complete disaster.

My mom says we'll be together always and forever. I'm still waiting for that to happen.

My ex said 'always and forever' until they found someone else in the grocery store.

My dog and I are always and forever. My ex? Not so much.

A&F is the store that makes you think you're fancy, until you realize you're just wearing a shirt that costs more than your rent.

I spent $60 on a shirt from A&F. My rent is $50. I'm now broke and fashionably late.

My mom bought me a whole A&F outfit for my birthday. I now owe her $100.

I tried to look cool in A&F. I now look like I just robbed a store.

A&F turns straight guys into fags. It's a conspiracy. They do it on purpose.

My brother went to A&F. Now he thinks he's gay. I've never been more scared in my life.

I went to A&F and now I'm in love with the guy who works there. What even is life?

My friend tried to be cool in A&F. Now he's gay and I'm the only one who knows.

A&F is the store where college kids go to look cool, but the employees are so hot you forget why you're there.

I went to A&F to buy a shirt. I ended up falling for the guy who worked there. I now have a crush and no money.

I tried to look cool in A&F. The guy who works there looked cooler. I now have a crush and no shirt.

A&F is the best store because the employees are hot and the shirts are just a bonus.

A&F is the store that sells white clothes at a price that will make you question your life choices.

I bought a shirt from A&F. Now I'm wondering why I didn't just buy a shirt from the grocery store.

My mom said A&F is the best store. I now have a $50 bill and no shirt.

I tried to look fancy in A&F. I now look like I'm broke and fancy.

A&F is not preppy. It's just people trying to look good but failing, like everyone else.

My friend tried to look preppy in A&F. He now looks like he just got out of bed and took a shirt from the trash.

I think A&F is the opposite of preppy. It's just people pretending to be cool.

Preppy people wouldn't be caught dead in A&F. They would rather die in a closet.

Food & Fucking is what keeps men in relationships. It's like a combo meal, but with sex.

My dad says he's with my mom because of food and fucking. I believe him. I also believe he's still in high school.

My brother is with his girlfriend because of food and fucking. He now has a food addiction and a sex addiction.

My friend is with his girlfriend because of food and fucking. He now eats and fucks all day.