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A&E means you’d take them anywhere, even the back of a taxi, the middle of a park, or the floor of a strip club.
A&E, baby. She’s hot enough to make me forget my pants.
He’s A&E. I’d follow him to the other side of the world if he asked.
That girl is A&E. I’d do her in the back of a limo, on a beach, or in a dumpster.
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That wail of the siren is A&E. It’s the sound of your life getting interrupted by someone who’s in a hurry to kill someone.
That A&E is gonna make me late for work again.
The A&E came so fast I thought my neighbor was being chased by a cop.
I heard that A&E and I knew something bad was about to happen.
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A&E is the most annoying rap name in 2018. Everyone named FEFE, ZEZE, and JUJU is trying too hard to be cool.
FEFE is the worst. It’s like he’s trying to be a kid again.
ZEZE is just FEFE with a different spelling. Still trash.
JUJU is A&E’s cousin. Also annoying.
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A&E is when you run from trouble and hide like a coward. You’re not brave. You’re just trying to survive.
He did an A&E and hid in the woods. That’s not bravery. That’s survival.
She did an A&E and ran from the cops. Now she’s in trouble.
They did an A&E and escaped the battlefield. Pretty cool, but they’re still cowards.
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A&E is a smiley face made from letters. It’s for people who think they’re funny and always try to make everyone laugh.
He sent me an A&E and said, 'I’m going to laugh at you.'
She used A&E in her text and I thought she was trying to be cute.
My friend used A&E and I just rolled my eyes.
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A&E is like someone squinting at you and trying to figure out if you’re lying. It’s the face of suspicion, and it’s not pretty.
He sent me an A&E and said, 'You’re lying to me.'
She used A&E in her DM and I knew she didn’t trust me.
My friend used A&E and said, 'I know something’s up.'
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A&E is when you’re so lost for words you just type E and hope they get the hint. It’s lazy, it’s rude, and it’s totally fine.
He said E and I knew he didn’t know what to say.
She typed E and I thought she was being sarcastic.
I said E because I had no idea what to say.
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The annoying noise an ambulance makes when it zooms out of your neighborhood like it's trying to escape a screaming toddler.
"A***e, I’m gonna throw up."
“A***e again? I swear it’s the same driver every time.”
“A***e at 2 AM? What’s wrong with this guy?”
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The most basic and overused rap name in 2018. Everyone was named FEFE, ZEZE, or just plain A***e.
“My name is A***e. I’m the king of the block.”
“You say FEFE? I say A***e.”
“I dropped out of school to be a***e.”
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A military tactic where you run like a scared kid and hide like you're avoiding your mom after eating six slices of pizza.
“Escape and Evasion? That’s what I did when I got caught stealing cookies.”
“We did escape and evasion to avoid the bad guys.”
“I escaped and evaded the cops for three hours.”
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A smiley face made of letters. The eyes are the E’s and the mouth is the comma. It looks like someone is grinning at your bad decisions.
“I saw e,e and I knew something was up.”
“He sent me e,e and I knew he was laughing at me.”
“She texted e,e and I knew I failed.”
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A suspicious face made of E’s and a dash. It’s like when your friend texts you and you know they’re about to say something dumb.
“He sent me e-e- and I knew he was about to say something dumb.”
“I got e-e- and I knew she was about to make a bad choice.”
“He sent me e-e- and I knew he was going to say something embarrassing.”
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When you have no idea what to say, so you just say E. It's lazy and it's stupid.
“I said E because I didn’t know what to say.”
“He said E and that was the end of the conversation.”
“I said E and I regretted it immediately.”
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The most iconic meme ever. It’s Lord Farquad with Markiplier’s face and an E at the bottom. It’s pure chaos and a sign of the apocalypse.
“I saw that meme and I knew the end was near.”
“That E meme is the worst and the best.”
“That meme is the reason I failed math.”
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