A spamful amount of money
A whole lot of money, like so much it could buy you a pizza for every single person in every single class in every single school in every single country in the world and still have enough to buy a flamingo that screams your name.
He had a spamful amount of money and bought a pizza for every kid in the world and a flamingo that screamed his name for 2 hours straight.
She got a spamful amount of money and used it to buy 1000 pizzas and a flamingo that screamed 'I hate your life' in 5 different languages.
He had a spamful amount of money and turned his whole life into a pizza festival with a flamingo that yelled at his math teacher and his mom at the same time.