A spamful amount of money
A massive amount of money that would make your wallet cry and your brain scream in terror.
He had a spamful amount of money, and his wallet cried so hard it turned into a pizza.
She got a spamful amount of money, and her brain screamed so loud it woke up a flamingo that was sleeping in the oven.
He had a spamful amount of money and used it to buy 1000 pizzas and a flamingo that yelled at his math teacher.