A spamful amount of money
A ridiculous amount of cash, so much it could buy a pizza for every person who ever existed and still have enough left to buy a flamingo that insults your dad.
He had a spamful amount of money and bought a pizza for every person who ever lived and a flamingo that insulted his dad for an hour.
She got a spamful amount of money and spent it all on 1000 pizzas and a flamingo that cursed her existence.
He had a spamful amount of money and used it to buy 1000 pizzas and a flamingo that insulted his teacher and his mom at the same time.