A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see
He said I was too blind to see how much he loved me.
He said I was too blind to see he was my crush.
He said I was too blind to see he was my best friend.
Discover Slang
A full balcony
A woman with enough chest to make a man weep, but not so much he questions her life choices.
My ex looked like a full balcony. I still miss her.
She walked in and the whole bar turned around. Full balcony, baby.
My mom says I’m a full balcony. I say she’s just bitter.
A full balcony
A chest so big it could fund a small country, and still have change left over.
He saw her and said, 'That’s a full balcony. I’m going home.'
My friend’s girlfriend is a full balcony. He’s paying rent.
I asked her if she was a full balcony. She said, 'No, I’m a full balcony and I’m charging you.'
A full JF
It’s when the heat and humidity are so bad you have to take your shirt off like you’re showing off at a strip club and your mom is watching.
I took my shirt off in the middle of the grocery store and my boss asked if I was planning on working there or just living there.
At the bus stop, I unzipped my shirt so far I looked like a taco that was about to spill.
My friend’s shirt was completely unbuttoned and he was sweating so much his hair was sticking up like a neon sign.
A full JF
It’s when the air is so thick with sweat and humidity you have to reveal your chest like you’re auditioning for a movie and the director is your ex.
I was at the mall and I unbuttoned my shirt so much the cashier asked if I was trying to flirt with the security guard.
During my lunch break, I took my shirt off in the park and my dog looked at me like I was a new kind of snack.
At the gym, I unzipped my shirt so far my shirt was just a belt around my waist.
A fugly goat master
when you yank out a girl’s hair then blast it in her face while yelling iyecarumba and throwing chocolate everywhere until she’s twitching and making sounds like a goat in a blender.
She screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops.
He threw chocolate like it was confetti at a funeral.
She ended up crying and eating the chocolate off the floor.
A fugly goat master
you rip a girl’s hair out and blow it in her face while shouting iyecarumba and drenching her with chocolate so hard she starts acting like a goat having a seizure.
She turned into a chocolate-covered goat for the rest of the day.
He threw chocolate so far it hit the mailman.
She was too stunned to even wipe her face.
A fugly goat master
you pull a girl’s hair out and blow it in her face while yelling iyecarumba and throwing chocolate everywhere until she’s acting like a goat who just saw a horror movie.
She screamed so much her dog ran away.
The chocolate was everywhere, even on the ceiling.
She kept making goat noises for the rest of the week.
A fucking tortilla?
A soggy piece of crap wrapped in a tortilla and glued together with spit and regret.
My lunch was a fucking tortilla? I ate it and now my mouth tastes like a dirty sock.
You call that a burrito? It's a fucking tortilla.
I asked for a taco and got a fucking tortilla. I'm not even mad. I'm just disappointed.
A fucking tortilla?
A flat, dry, and flavorless wrapper that barely qualifies as a food item.
I bit into it and it was like eating a piece of cardboard dipped in sadness.
This isn't a tortilla, it's a punishment from the gods.
I tried to chew it and it just stared back at me.
A fucking tortilla?
A sad excuse for a meal that looks like it was made by a drunk toddler.
It was like a tortilla was slapped with a piece of cheese and called a day.
I’m not saying it's bad, I'm saying it's a fucking tortilla.
I ate it and now I'm questioning my life choices.
A fucking sex
A super strong version of 'Fuck It' or 'Dammit' that sounds like you just got run over by a bus and still want to keep fighting.
A fucking sex! I'm gonna eat that whole pizza and then I'm gonna cry!
A fucking sex! My mom just yelled at me for getting a D on my math test.
A fucking sex! I just saw my ex with my best friend and I'm still gonna go out with my new crush.
A fucking sex
When your hair looks like a tornado hit your head and you think you're the king of the bedroom.
A fucking sex! My hair looks like I got into a fight with a blender.
A fucking sex! I just woke up and my hair is like a wild animal.
A fucking sex! My girlfriend said I look like a homeless guy who just got a haircut from a robot.
A fucking sex
You're asking why the hell someone is searching for 'fuck sex balls' and you're probably the one who's clueless.
A fucking sex! Dawg, are you okay? Why the hell are you searching for 'fuck sex balls'? I just got a message from my mom saying I'm too loud.
A fucking sex! Dawg, are you okay? Why the hell are you searching for 'fuck sex balls'? I just got kicked out of my house.
A fucking sex! Dawg, are you okay? Why the hell are you searching for 'fuck sex balls'? I just got a call from my brother saying he's gonna come over and beat me up.
A fucking sex
When you're just going for the basics and you're not even pretending to be fancy.
A fucking sex! Fuck sex penis cum! I just woke up and I'm already tired.
A fucking sex! Fuck sex penis cum! I'm just trying to get through this day.
A fucking sex! Fuck sex penis cum! I just got yelled at by my teacher again.
A fucking sex
When you're both mad at each other but you still want to have sex like you're fighting in the middle of it.
A fucking sex! We're both mad and still wanna fuck like we're in a war.
A fucking sex! I just got into a fight with my girlfriend and still wanna have sex.
A fucking sex! We were both screaming at each other and then we just fell into bed and started fighting again.
A fucking sex
The two words that everyone tries to define but no one really knows what they mean.
A fucking sex! Probably the two most commonly defined words here at urbandictionary. com. I just got a message from my teacher saying I'm too loud.
A fucking sex! Probably the two most commonly defined words here at urbandictionary. com. I just got kicked out of my house.
A fucking sex! Probably the two most commonly defined words here at urbandictionary. com. I just got a call from my brother saying he's gonna come over and beat me up.
A fucking sex
The funniest thing someone has ever said in their life and they don’t even know it.
A fucking sex! The funniest sentence ever. I just got a message from my teacher saying I'm too loud.
A fucking sex! The funniest sentence ever. I just got kicked out of my house.
A fucking sex! The funniest sentence ever. I just got a call from my brother saying he's gonna come over and beat me up.
A fucking retard
A word that screams how dumb someone is, like they just ate a whole bag of chips and still couldn't figure out how to open a soda.
My cousin tried to text me with his feet. I called him a fucking retard.
My teacher said I was a fucking retard for drawing on the desk with a pencil.
My dog barked at a cloud and called me a fucking retard.
A fucking retard
A person or thing that is so brainless, it's like they were born in a dumpster and never got a brain.
My neighbor thinks the sun is a giant light bulb. He's a fucking retard.
My mom said the microwave was a fucking retard for not heating my popcorn.
My cat stared at me for ten minutes and called me a fucking retard.