A fucking tortilla?

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A soggy piece of crap wrapped in a tortilla and glued together with spit and regret.
My lunch was a fucking tortilla? I ate it and now my mouth tastes like a dirty sock.
You call that a burrito? It's a fucking tortilla.
I asked for a taco and got a fucking tortilla. I'm not even mad. I'm just disappointed.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A flat, dry, and flavorless wrapper that barely qualifies as a food item.
I bit into it and it was like eating a piece of cardboard dipped in sadness.
This isn't a tortilla, it's a punishment from the gods.
I tried to chew it and it just stared back at me.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A sad excuse for a meal that looks like it was made by a drunk toddler.
It was like a tortilla was slapped with a piece of cheese and called a day.
I’m not saying it's bad, I'm saying it's a fucking tortilla.
I ate it and now I'm questioning my life choices.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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