A fugly goat master

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when you yank out a girl’s hair then blast it in her face while yelling iyecarumba and throwing chocolate everywhere until she’s twitching and making sounds like a goat in a blender.
She screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops.
He threw chocolate like it was confetti at a funeral.
She ended up crying and eating the chocolate off the floor.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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you rip a girl’s hair out and blow it in her face while shouting iyecarumba and drenching her with chocolate so hard she starts acting like a goat having a seizure.
She turned into a chocolate-covered goat for the rest of the day.
He threw chocolate so far it hit the mailman.
She was too stunned to even wipe her face.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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you pull a girl’s hair out and blow it in her face while yelling iyecarumba and throwing chocolate everywhere until she’s acting like a goat who just saw a horror movie.
She screamed so much her dog ran away.
The chocolate was everywhere, even on the ceiling.
She kept making goat noises for the rest of the week.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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