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A puke in the hand is worth two in the bush

There’s nothing cooler than puking in your hand like it’s your job, while puking behind a bush is just sad and f***ing weak.

At the club, Lisa puked in her hand and got a drink on the house.

During the party, Alex puked in his hand and made everyone take a selfie with him.

At the park, my brother puked in his hand and got a high five from the whole group.

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A puke in the hand is worth two in the bush

Puking in your hand is like going full hero, while hiding behind a bush and puking is like being a f***ing ghost who’s too scared to show up.

At the bar, my friend puked in his hand and got a free shot.

During the game, Chris puked in his hand and got a standing ovation.

At the concert, Taylor puked in her hand and got a shoutout from the singer.

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A puke in the hand is worth two in the bush

It’s way more epic to vomit in your hand like it’s a movie scene than to sneak off and puke behind a bush like you’re f***ing shy.

At the beach, my friend puked in his hand and got a free towel.

During the party, Lena puked in her hand and got a standing ovation.

At the restaurant, Tom puked in his hand and got a free dessert.

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A pug

A pug is a smelly, sassy dog that looks like it was run over by a pizza truck. They think they're fancy, but they're just a hot dog with a face.

My pug thinks he's the king of the castle. He’s not. He’s just a smelly, snoring, sassy dog.

This pug stared me down like I owed him money. I don’t. I just owe him a bath.

The pug looked like it had been in a fight with a muffin. And lost.

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A pug

PUG is when you group up with a bunch of strangers in a game, and it's like playing chess with a bunch of babies who don’t know what they’re doing.

I joined a PUG and got wrecked by a noob who didn’t know what a sword was.

My PUG was full of people who thought they were pro gamers. They weren’t. They were just drunk and confused.

PUGs are like dating. You never know who you're going to end up with.

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A pug

A PUG is a group of people who don’t know each other, and they all think they’re the best at the game, but they’re just going to ruin it for you.

That PUG was a disaster. I lost my life. My dignity. My pride.

We joined a PUG and got destroyed by a kid who thought he was a wizard.

My PUG was like a group of people who didn’t know what ‘teamwork’ meant.

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A pug

A pug is a smushed-faced dog that looks like it got hit by a muffin. It’s Chinese, it’s smart, it’s good at escaping from heathen kids, and it’s the worst driver ever.

My pug is Chinese, and it thinks it's a ninja. It can escape from anywhere. Even my mom’s closet.

This pug has the brain of a math genius but the driving skills of a drunk flamingo.

I let my pug drive. It nearly crashed into a tree. And a pizza.

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A pug

A pug is a dog that loves you so much it will snore you to sleep. It’s also a dog that will chase you around like it’s on fire.

My pug is so cute it makes me want to die. But it also snores like it’s being tortured.

I let my pug ride in a basket on my bike. It was cute. Then it fell off. And it snored the whole way down.

This pug is like a hug with a snore. It’s so loud it could wake the dead.

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A pug

A pug is a Chinese dog that looks like it got run over by a muffin. There are two kinds: fawn and black. Milo and Frank are the famous ones who look like they came out of a bagel shop.

My pug is fawn. It looks like it got dipped in a bagel. And it’s also smushed like it got hit by a muffin.

Milo and Frank are like the celebrities of pugs. They’re famous, they’re smushed, and they’re probably eating bagels.

This pug is black. It looks like it got hit by a bagel and a muffin at the same time.

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A pug

A pug is a dog that will ride in anything, a basket, a boat, a bucket, and still snore like it's being tortured. It’s also the reason you are late for work.

My pug rides in a basket on my bike. It snores so loud it could wake the whole neighborhood.

This pug is in a bucket. It’s also in a boat. And it still snores.

My pug is in a hat. And a basket. And it snored me to sleep.

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A proud moment

A proud moment is when you think you're the king of the world, but then you say or do something so stupid it makes everyone laugh at you like you're a broken toaster.

I told my boss, 'I can do this in my sleep!' Then I fell asleep on the floor.

I tried to fix the printer by yelling at it. It didn’t work. It laughed at me.

I said, 'This is easy!' Then I tried to solve a math problem and cried.

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A proud moment

A proud moment is when you think you’re cool, but then you act like a fool and everyone stares at you like you’re a weirdo who just showed up to a normal party wearing a chicken suit.

I tried to be funny by saying, 'I’m like a superhero!' Then I tripped over my own feet.

I tried to do a cool dance in the office. No one joined me. They just stared.

I said, 'I’ve got this!' Then I forgot how to breathe.

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A proud moment

A proud moment is when you think you're on top of the world, but then you say or do something so dumb it makes your brain feel like it’s been hit by a truck.

I told my friends, 'I can beat anyone in this game!' Then I lost to my dog.

I tried to be a hero and jumped into a pool. I didn’t know it was full of algae.

I said, 'I’m the best!' Then I fell off a chair and cried.

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A protagonist moment

When something weird and cool happens and you think you're the main character in a movie, even though you're just being annoying

I walked into a bakery and the baker yelled my name. I thought I was famous.

My dog peed on the mayor's lawn. I took a selfie and posted it.

I got a coupon for free pizza and spent an hour arguing with the cashier about it.

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A protagonist moment

A moment when something random happens and you act like it's the climax of a movie, even though it's just a minor inconvenience

My phone died during a thunderstorm. I cried.

I got stuck in an elevator with my boss. I imagined we were on a spaceship.

I spilled coffee on my shirt and immediately called my mom.

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A protagonist moment

When life throws you a curveball and you think you're the hero, even though you just tripped over your own feet

I dropped my keys in a puddle and screamed like it was the end of the world.

I got a free soda and acted like I'd won the lottery.

I saw my crush and immediately started a monologue about my life.

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A protagonist moment

A moment where something happens and you think you're in a movie, even though you're just being ridiculous

I got a parking ticket and argued with the meter for ten minutes.

I saw a pigeon and started a debate about which one was more important.

I got a compliment and immediately texted my ex.

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A protagonist moment

When you think you're the main character in a movie because something mildly cool happened to you

I got a free donut and took a hundred pictures of it.

I walked into a room and everyone looked at me like I was special.

I got stuck in a traffic jam and started a podcast about it.

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A protagonist moment

A moment when something happens and you act like it's the most important thing ever, even though it's just a minor event

I got a text from my crush and immediately texted my best friend about it.

I got a coupon for 10% off and screamed like I'd won a million dollars.

I spilled my drink and thought I was in a movie.

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A proper think

To stare at something like it’s going to give you a job.

I spent 45 minutes just looking at this pizza. It didn’t even have a side of shame.

He was thinking so hard about the question, his brain almost fell out.

She stared at the math problem like it had a warrant for her brain.

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