A pug

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A pug is a smelly, sassy dog that looks like it was run over by a pizza truck. They think they're fancy, but they're just a hot dog with a face.
My pug thinks he's the king of the castle. He’s not. He’s just a smelly, snoring, sassy dog.
This pug stared me down like I owed him money. I don’t. I just owe him a bath.
The pug looked like it had been in a fight with a muffin. And lost.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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PUG is when you group up with a bunch of strangers in a game, and it's like playing chess with a bunch of babies who don’t know what they’re doing.
I joined a PUG and got wrecked by a noob who didn’t know what a sword was.
My PUG was full of people who thought they were pro gamers. They weren’t. They were just drunk and confused.
PUGs are like dating. You never know who you're going to end up with.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A PUG is a group of people who don’t know each other, and they all think they’re the best at the game, but they’re just going to ruin it for you.
That PUG was a disaster. I lost my life. My dignity. My pride.
We joined a PUG and got destroyed by a kid who thought he was a wizard.
My PUG was like a group of people who didn’t know what ‘teamwork’ meant.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A pug is a smushed-faced dog that looks like it got hit by a muffin. It’s Chinese, it’s smart, it’s good at escaping from heathen kids, and it’s the worst driver ever.
My pug is Chinese, and it thinks it's a ninja. It can escape from anywhere. Even my mom’s closet.
This pug has the brain of a math genius but the driving skills of a drunk flamingo.
I let my pug drive. It nearly crashed into a tree. And a pizza.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A pug is a dog that loves you so much it will snore you to sleep. It’s also a dog that will chase you around like it’s on fire.
My pug is so cute it makes me want to die. But it also snores like it’s being tortured.
I let my pug ride in a basket on my bike. It was cute. Then it fell off. And it snored the whole way down.
This pug is like a hug with a snore. It’s so loud it could wake the dead.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A pug is a Chinese dog that looks like it got run over by a muffin. There are two kinds: fawn and black. Milo and Frank are the famous ones who look like they came out of a bagel shop.
My pug is fawn. It looks like it got dipped in a bagel. And it’s also smushed like it got hit by a muffin.
Milo and Frank are like the celebrities of pugs. They’re famous, they’re smushed, and they’re probably eating bagels.
This pug is black. It looks like it got hit by a bagel and a muffin at the same time.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A pug is a dog that will ride in anything, a basket, a boat, a bucket, and still snore like it's being tortured. It’s also the reason you are late for work.
My pug rides in a basket on my bike. It snores so loud it could wake the whole neighborhood.
This pug is in a bucket. It’s also in a boat. And it still snores.
My pug is in a hat. And a basket. And it snored me to sleep.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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