A pug
A pug is a dog that loves you so much it will snore you to sleep. It’s also a dog that will chase you around like it’s on fire.
My pug is so cute it makes me want to die. But it also snores like it’s being tortured.
I let my pug ride in a basket on my bike. It was cute. Then it fell off. And it snored the whole way down.
This pug is like a hug with a snore. It’s so loud it could wake the dead.