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A textuationship

A fake love affair that happens through texts or games. You never meet, but you pretend you're soulmates just because you argue over punctuation.

'Why did you send me a text at 3 a. m.?' 'Because I was bored and you're my favorite idiot.'

'You're my forever person. Forever.' 'Forever? You texted me once.'

'I love you.' 'I know. You've said that 27 times this week.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A textuationship

When you text someone so much you think you know them, but they're just a random person who never shows up to the party.

'Hey, I just got promoted!' 'Wow, congrats. Did you eat breakfast yet?'

'I miss you.' 'I miss you too. I miss you every time you text me.'

'We should meet someday.' 'Yeah, someday. Like next year.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A texas tim

Grabbing your friend's junk and twisting it like a pretzel until they scream

My cousin did a texas tim at the party and I still hear him crying

I did a texas tim to my brother because he called me a baby

At the bus stop, my friend did a texas tim to me and I nearly peed my pants

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A texas tim

Pulling your friend's genitalia like it's a taffy pull and laughing when they yell

My friend did a texas tim during lunch and got sent to the office

I did a texas tim to my mom and she said I was a monster

At the mall, my brother did a texas tim to me and I ran out of the store

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A texas tim

Holding your friend's junk like it's a hot potato and not letting go until they beg for mercy

My friend did a texas tim to me during math class and I failed the test

I did a texas tim to my dad and he said I was the worst kid ever

At the park, my sister did a texas tim to me and I cried like a baby

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A tension

Tension is when two people are too awkward to talk but too horny to leave. It’s like a bad date that’s going to end in a fight or a weird kiss.

My ex and I had tension for a year. We texted every day but never met up. One day he said, 'I miss you, but I also miss my sanity.'

At the party, my crush and I had tension. We stared at each other for ten minutes before someone asked why we were both sweating.

My mom and my sister have tension. They fight every day, but they still eat lunch together like nothing happened.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A tension

In modeling, tension is when you look like you’re about to scream at the camera. If you don’t have tension, you’re just a lazy piece of meat.

Tyra said, 'You look like a grilled cheese sandwich. Give me some tension!' I stared at the camera for ten minutes and still didn’t get it.

My friend walked in wearing pajamas and said, 'I have zero tension. I’m a limp noodle.' Tyra threw a shoe at her.

The model said, 'I have tension. I feel it in my toes.' Tyra said, 'You feel it in your toes? You’re not even trying.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A tension

Tension is when your throat feels like it’s been stuffed with bricks. It’s also when your girlfriend is mad because you’re not paying attention.

I had tension after I ate a whole pizza in one bite. My throat felt like it was on fire.

My girlfriend said, 'I have tension. You’re ignoring me.' I said, 'I have tension. You’re yelling at me.'

My brother had tension after he tried to swallow a whole apple. He looked like a fish out of water.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A tension

Tension is like Twomp, but worse. It’s like having ten dollars of problems, not ten dollars of snacks.

My mom said, 'This is the worst tension I’ve ever had. It’s like Twomp but with no snacks.'

I had tension after I lost ten dollars on a bet. I felt like I lost my soul.

My friend said, 'Tension is like Twomp. But instead of a snack, you get a headache.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A tension

Tension is when your girlfriend yells, 'Gimme tension!' because she wants your attention and you’re too busy being a dumbass.

My girlfriend said, 'Gimme tension! You’re more interested in your phone than me!'

I said, 'Gimme tension!' because I was too busy playing video games.

My friend said, 'Gimme tension! I want you to notice me!' I said, 'I notice you. I just don’t care.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A tension

Tension on the internet is when you argue with strangers for hours and still don’t know what they’re talking about.

I had a tension on the internet with some guy who thought I was a robot. We argued for an hour and he still didn’t believe me.

My friend had tension on the internet. He said, 'You’re not even real!' I said, 'You’re not even smart.'

I had tension with my cousin on the internet. He said, 'You’re a fake person.' I said, 'You’re a fake person.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A tension

Tension is when you do stupid shit on purpose. Like riding a motorcycle butt naked or falling over in front of cops because you’re too dumb to be alive.

I had tension last week. I rode a motorcycle butt naked and got pulled over by the cops. I said, 'I’m just testing my luck.'

My friend had tension. He tripped over in front of the cops and said, 'I’m just testing my legs.'

I did the stupidest shit I could think of. I ran into a wall, fell over, and laughed. That was my tension.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A test from god

When your poop is so intense it feels like god is trying to punch you through your butt

I tried to poop and it felt like I was being attacked by a giant toilet monster

My friend screamed like a baby during his test from god

I was so tired after my test from god I fell asleep on the toilet

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A test from god

When your guts are so busy they decide to throw a party and invite every fart in the neighborhood

My test from god was so loud my neighbor called the police

I felt like I had a whole circus inside my body

I pooped so hard I thought my pants were going to explode

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A test from god

When you poop so hard it feels like your butt is doing push-ups

I was so busy doing butt push-ups I forgot to eat breakfast

My test from god left me so sore I couldn't sit down for a week

I pooped so hard my pants were doing the wave

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A terra

A Terra is a hot girl who laughs at your jokes, even when they suck. She’s smart, has a huge mouth, and will leave you speechless with her looks. But don’t get too close, she’s shy and might punch you if you bother her.

My Terra laughed so hard at my joke, she fell off the couch. I’m still mad about it.

Terra just called my dad a ‘fart-smeared potato.’ I’m in awe.

I asked her out. She said yes… then called me a ‘bald-faced idiot.’ Still worth it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A terra

A Terra is the cutest, most trustworthy girl you’ll ever meet. She’s got cool hair, a great sense of humor, and will never let you down. But if you mess with her, she’ll make you cry.

My Terra is so cute, I cried when she smiled at me. I’m still crying.

She told me I had ‘hair like a raccoon.’ I still love her.

She’s the only person who can make me laugh until I vomit.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A terra

A Terra is a hot, bad-ass girl who’ll take you on crazy adventures. She’s thin, has a great body, and is super kind. But don’t let her look too long, she’ll hit you with a frying pan.

My Terra took me to the mall and bought me a shirt. Then she called me a ‘wannabe.’

She’s so kind, she even gave my dog a sandwich. Then she called my dad a ‘fat loser.’

She took me to the park, then told me I looked like a ‘screaming chicken.’ Still my favorite.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A terra

A Terra is a girl so amazing, you’ll die without her. She’s got the best laugh, and she’ll make your life hell if you don’t treat her right.

I live for my Terra. She’s the best. Also, she told my mom I had ‘hair like a dog.’

If I lose my Terra, I’m going to cry. She’s that good.

She’s so amazing, I got a tattoo of her face. She said I was a ‘bald fool.’ Still worth it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A terra

Terra is a fancy word for Earth. It’s used by nerds and weirdos who like to make things complicated. Don’t listen to them, they’re just trying to sound smart.

My science teacher said Terra is a fancy word. I told him he was a ‘dumb nerd.’

I called my dog Terra. He doesn’t care. He just eats my homework.

Terra is for nerds. I hate nerds. So I love Terra.

by Slangipedia 17d ago