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A Terra is a hot girl who laughs at your jokes, even when they suck. She’s smart, has a huge mouth, and will leave you speechless with her looks. But don’t get too close, she’s shy and might punch you if you bother her.
My Terra laughed so hard at my joke, she fell off the couch. I’m still mad about it.
Terra just called my dad a ‘fart-smeared potato.’ I’m in awe.
I asked her out. She said yes… then called me a ‘bald-faced idiot.’ Still worth it.
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A Terra is the cutest, most trustworthy girl you’ll ever meet. She’s got cool hair, a great sense of humor, and will never let you down. But if you mess with her, she’ll make you cry.
My Terra is so cute, I cried when she smiled at me. I’m still crying.
She told me I had ‘hair like a raccoon.’ I still love her.
She’s the only person who can make me laugh until I vomit.
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A Terra is a hot, bad-ass girl who’ll take you on crazy adventures. She’s thin, has a great body, and is super kind. But don’t let her look too long, she’ll hit you with a frying pan.
My Terra took me to the mall and bought me a shirt. Then she called me a ‘wannabe.’
She’s so kind, she even gave my dog a sandwich. Then she called my dad a ‘fat loser.’
She took me to the park, then told me I looked like a ‘screaming chicken.’ Still my favorite.
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A Terra is a girl so amazing, you’ll die without her. She’s got the best laugh, and she’ll make your life hell if you don’t treat her right.
I live for my Terra. She’s the best. Also, she told my mom I had ‘hair like a dog.’
If I lose my Terra, I’m going to cry. She’s that good.
She’s so amazing, I got a tattoo of her face. She said I was a ‘bald fool.’ Still worth it.
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Terra is a fancy word for Earth. It’s used by nerds and weirdos who like to make things complicated. Don’t listen to them, they’re just trying to sound smart.
My science teacher said Terra is a fancy word. I told him he was a ‘dumb nerd.’
I called my dog Terra. He doesn’t care. He just eats my homework.
Terra is for nerds. I hate nerds. So I love Terra.
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A Terra is a girl who makes your day better. She’s super cute, creative, and smart. But if you mess with her, she’ll be jealous and throw you out of a window.
My Terra is so creative, she turned my math homework into a poem. Then she called me a ‘dumbass.’
She’s so smart, she passed my test. Then she called me a ‘wannabe.’
She’s super cute. I asked her out. Then she called me a ‘bald loser.’ Still worth it.
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A Terra is a girl who’s so funny and hot, you’ll die laughing. She’s got a huge mouth and will swear at you until you’re red in the face.
My Terra laughed so hard, she cried. Then she called me a ‘bald idiot.’
She’s so funny, I cried. Then she called me a ‘wannabe.’
She’s so hot, I asked her out. Then she called me a ‘fart-smeared potato.’ Still worth it.
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