A terra
A Terra is a girl who’s so funny and hot, you’ll die laughing. She’s got a huge mouth and will swear at you until you’re red in the face.
My Terra laughed so hard, she cried. Then she called me a ‘bald idiot.’
She’s so funny, I cried. Then she called me a ‘wannabe.’
She’s so hot, I asked her out. Then she called me a ‘fart-smeared potato.’ Still worth it.