A***sha
A girl so soft she'll make your heart bleed and your brain explode with how beautiful she is.
Look at her, she's like a dream come true!
That girl is so soft I want to marry her.
She’s so pretty, I’m gonna cry.
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A***sha
What you yell when you're stuck in a stupid mess and you're too dumb to think.
A***sha! I can't fix this!
A***sha! I'm confused!
A***sha! This is stupid!
A***sha
How you feel when you're stuck listening to Ben Kweller and you're too tired to move.
A***sha! This song is killing me!
A***sha! I can't take it anymore.
A***sha! I just want to sleep.
A***sha
The short way to say 'shut the fuck up' when someone is right and you're too proud to admit it.
A***sha! I'm not wrong!
A***sha! You're right, I'm wrong.
A***sha! I won't shut up!
A***sha
A Louisiana word for sweetheart, but it's also for when someone is so cute they make you want to slap them.
You're my A***sha!
That kid is my A***sha!
She's the cutest A***sha I've ever seen.
A***sha
A Nigerian word that means 'still' but also means 'I can't believe this is happening.'
A***sha! I can't believe this!
A***sha! Still here?
A***sha! Why is this happening?
a'
A HUGE BOOTY THAT MAKES ME SWEAT, CRY, AND CURSE LIKE A MADMAN! NOBODY ELSE HAS A BOOTY THAT CAN MAKE ME GO FULL RABID!
I saw that ass and my brain turned to mush.
That booty was so big, I think it had a heartbeat.
I would trade my soul for that ass.
a'
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BOOTY I’VE EVER SEEN, AND IT’S SO GOOD, IT’LL MAKE YOU BLIND, STUPID, AND HUNGRY FOR MORE!
I stared at that ass for 10 minutes straight.
That ass was so good, I almost forgot to breathe.
I would follow that ass to the ends of the Earth.
a'
A BOOTY SO BIG, IT CAN MAKE A GUY FALL IN LOVE, BREAK A HEART, AND MAKE HIM YELL AT THE UNIVERSE!
I saw that ass and my heart exploded.
That ass was so big, I think it could hold a whole football team.
That ass was so good, I almost forgot my name.
a'
A stupid way to say ass so it doesn't sound mean, like everyone is dumb and can't figure out what it means.
Why do you keep spelling it like a genius? Just say 'ass' already.
This is the worst rewrite ever. I'm gonna cry.
You think you're being fancy, but you're just being annoying.
a'
A word the president won't tell the team because he's too scared of what they'll do.
He wouldn't say it even if it was on fire.
He ran away when someone whispered it.
He hid under the table when it was mentioned.
A+ Class
A fancy way to say your friend is a total slob or you're the only one who can handle their mess. It’s the top rank of begfriend nonsense.
My friend is an A* class begfriend. He eats pizza for breakfast and never washes his socks.
She’s an A* class begfriend. I’ve seen her sleep in a burger wrapper.
He’s got an A* class begfriend title. He once left a whole chicken in his pants.
A+ Class
A tiny car that looks like it’s about to explode. It makes noises like a dying raccoon and tips over like a drunk clown.
That Mercedes is an A* class car. It rolled over in the parking lot and honked like it was mad.
My cousin bought an A* class car. Now it’s stuck in a ditch and making weird noises.
That car is an A* class. It went sideways and my aunt screamed like a banshee.
A+ Class
A word that means everything is awesome. It’s like when your mom says you’re cool and your dad says you’re the best.
This party is an A* class. There’s pizza, drinks, and my friend’s dancing like a fool.
This movie is an A* class. It’s got explosions, robots, and a guy who wears a hat like it’s a religion.
This game is an A* class. I beat my brother and he cried like a baby.
A+ Class
A person who looks like they stepped out of a fancy magazine. They don’t swear, they don’t stink, and they act like they’re better than everyone else.
My teacher is an A* class person. She wears heels and talks like she’s royalty.
My uncle is an A* class person. He drinks coffee and doesn’t swear even when he’s mad.
My mom is an A* class person. She doesn’t even use the word ‘fart’ in front of me.
A+ Class
A word from Northern Ireland that means everything is perfect. It’s like when your teacher says you’re the best and your friend says you’re a legend.
This sandwich is an A* class. It’s got ham, cheese, and enough sauce to drown a dog.
This day is an A* class. I didn’t get grounded and my friend didn’t steal my lunch.
This game is an A* class. I beat my brother and he didn’t even cry.
A+ Class
A word that means everything is awesome. It’s like when you eat your favorite food and your mom says you’re cool.
This song is an A* class. It’s got beats, bass, and my brother dancing like a fool.
This pizza is an A* class. It’s got cheese, pepperoni, and enough sauce to drown a dog.
This day is an A* class. I got an A and my friend didn’t steal my lunch.
A+ Class
Something only men have. It’s like when boys don’t have it and they act like it’s the worst thing ever.
Men have A* class. Boys don’t. They whine about it like it’s a disaster.
My dad has A* class. My brother doesn’t. He screams about it every day.
Men have A* class. Boys don’t. They try to act like it’s a big deal.
A* Getaway
When you're a top dog student and can get away with anything because you yell 'I'm stressed' like it's the last word in the dictionary.
'I failed my math test because I was stressed!' said Taylor, who failed every test ever.
'Stressed?' I was stressed when I got a B in science.
I skipped class and said I was stressed. The teacher believed me because he was stressed too.
A* Getaway
When you ditch town like a coward or run from a crime like you're being chased by a mob of angry pigeons.
I got caught shoplifting and bolted out the door like I was running from a dragon.
I ditched the city and went to my grandma's house to escape my problems.
I fled the scene of a crime because I was scared of the cop who looked like my math teacher.