A puke in the hand is worth two in the bush

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When you’re drunk and someone throws up in their hands like a f***ing masterpiece, it’s way better than them sneaking off behind a bush like a coward.
My cousin puked in his hand during the karaoke battle and got a standing ovation.
At the party, Sarah vomited in her hands and said, 'This is my signature move.'
He threw up in his hands at the gas station and got a free soda for being so gross.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Seeing someone puke in their hands is like winning the f***ing puke Olympics, while puking in the bushes is like getting last place and being called a f***ing poser.
At the bar, Jake puked in his hands and got a round of drinks.
Lena puked in her hand during the movie and got a standing ovation from the theater.
My friend puked in his hand at the beach and got a free towel from the lifeguard.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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You’d rather watch someone vomit in their hands like they’re doing a dance than have them hide and puke like a f***ing ninja.
At the concert, my friend puked in his hand and got a shoutout from the band.
During the road trip, Tom puked in his hand and made the whole bus laugh.
At the restaurant, the guy puked in his hand and got a free dessert.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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There’s nothing cooler than puking in your hand like it’s your job, while puking behind a bush is just sad and f***ing weak.
At the club, Lisa puked in her hand and got a drink on the house.
During the party, Alex puked in his hand and made everyone take a selfie with him.
At the park, my brother puked in his hand and got a high five from the whole group.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Puking in your hand is like going full hero, while hiding behind a bush and puking is like being a f***ing ghost who’s too scared to show up.
At the bar, my friend puked in his hand and got a free shot.
During the game, Chris puked in his hand and got a standing ovation.
At the concert, Taylor puked in her hand and got a shoutout from the singer.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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It’s way more epic to vomit in your hand like it’s a movie scene than to sneak off and puke behind a bush like you’re f***ing shy.
At the beach, my friend puked in his hand and got a free towel.
During the party, Lena puked in her hand and got a standing ovation.
At the restaurant, Tom puked in his hand and got a free dessert.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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