A puke in the hand is worth two in the bush
Seeing someone puke in their hands is like winning the f***ing puke Olympics, while puking in the bushes is like getting last place and being called a f***ing poser.
At the bar, Jake puked in his hands and got a round of drinks.
Lena puked in her hand during the movie and got a standing ovation from the theater.
My friend puked in his hand at the beach and got a free towel from the lifeguard.