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A Jessica Sophie Spencer
A total snobby, selfish, disease-ridden dog who thinks they're the best, has a new lover every week, and blames everyone else when their life falls apart.
'I didn't fail the test. My teacher hates me.'
'I didn't get the job. My dog didn't like me.'
'I got a STD. My ex didn't love me enough.'
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A Jessica Sophie Spencer
A stuck-up, self-centered, germ-infested creature who dates everyone and no one, thinks they're perfect, and always thinks it's someone else's fault when they mess up.
'I got dumped. My dog didn't listen to me.'
'I failed the class. My teacher is out to get me.'
'I have a rash. My new boyfriend is a bad influence.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Jessica Sophie Spencer
A smug, self-centered, disease-filled dog who thinks they're the best, dates a bunch of people, and always blames others for their messes.
'I have a cold. My ex didn't love me enough.'
'I got in trouble. My teacher is a meanie.'
'I didn't win the game. My dog didn't cheer for me.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Jessica Sophie Spencer
A total self-centered, germ-filled, stuck-up dog who thinks they're the best, has a new lover every day, and always blames others for their problems.
'I have a zit. My new boyfriend is a bad influence.'
'I got in trouble. My teacher is a cheater.'
'I failed the test. My dog didn't study with me.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Jessica Sophie Spencer
A stuck-up, self-centered, disease-filled dog who thinks they're perfect, dates everyone and no one, and always thinks it's someone else's fault when they mess up.
'I didn't win the game. My dog is a loser.'
'I got sick. My new boyfriend is a germ.'
'I failed the class. My teacher is a meanie.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Jessica Sophie Spencer
A self-centered, snobby, disease-filled dog who dates everyone, thinks they're the best, and always blames others when their life is a mess.
'I got a zit. My ex is a germ.'
'I didn't pass the test. My teacher is a cheater.'
'I got in trouble. My dog didn't help me.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Jess
A Jess is someone who calls in sick to work just because they saw a cat on the internet, but will post 100 vacation pics on Instagram like it’s their job.
@jess: "I’m not coming to work today. I have a 90% chance of dying from a virus." #PullingAJess
Jess: "I’m not going to work. I’m going to the beach. Also, I’m going to the mall. Also, I’m going to the grocery store. Also, I’m going to the park."
Jess: "I’m not working. I’m just going to sit on my couch and eat chips."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Jess
A Jess is someone who smells like a rose garden but won’t bathe, won’t change their socks, and still manages to make you question your life choices.
@Jess: "I haven’t showered in three days, but I still smell like a perfume ad." #StillAGoodGirl
Jess: "I haven’t changed my undies in a week, but I still smell like a bar of soap."
Jess: "I’ve worn the same sock for two days, but I still smell like a bouquet of flowers."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Jess
A Jess is someone who douses a sandwich in salt, pepper, and chili powder like it’s a war crime and still eats the whole thing like it’s a badge of honor.
Jess: "I just put 10 spoonfuls of seasoning on my sandwich. It tastes like a fire truck."
Jess: "I unscrewed the seasoning bottle. Then I kept eating. Then I started crying."
Jess: "My sandwich is now a disaster. But I’m still eating it. That’s just who I am."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Jess
A Jess is a guy who’s so good-looking, smart, and laid-back that you might just fall in love with him, but you’ll probably get roasted if you even try.
Jess: "I don’t fight. I just win."
Jess: "You start an argument with me? I’ll make you look like a fool."
Jess: "If you’re nice to me, I’ll be nice to you. But if you’re not, I’ll probably make you look bad."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Jess
A Jess is a girl who’s got the body of a model, the brain of a scientist, and the heart of a marshmallow that might just melt your soul.
Jess: "I’m not just pretty. I’m also smart. Also, I’m also a bit of a weirdo."
Jess: "I’m not just attractive. I’m also loyal. Also, I’ll make you laugh."
Jess: "I’m not just a pretty face. I’m also a strong person. Also, I’m also a marshmallow with a secret."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Jess
A Jess is a meth-head who teams up with his old teacher who has cancer, just so they can cook meth in an RV like it’s a normal Tuesday.
Jess: "I’m not just a meth-head. I’m also a scientist. Also, I’m also a teacher."
Jess: "I cooked meth in an RV. Also, I have cancer. Also, I’m still alive."
Jess: "I’m not just a drug addict. I’m also a teacher. Also, I’m also a meth-cooker."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Jess
A Jess is like a weird energy field that only JFCers can feel, and it’s like a group hug that’s also a war zone.
@JFC: "The JFC energy is strong today. I can feel it."
Jess: "The energy field is binding us together like a group of warriors."
Jess: "The JFCers are all connected by this weird energy field. It’s like a group hug that’s also a war."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Jessica
A Jessica is when you crash into three cars but still smoke a blunt for your friends. She messes up but always helps you fix it.
I hit three cars but still rolled a blunt for my squad. Classic Jessica.
She made a mess of the parking lot but still brought snacks for the group.
She crashed into a fire hydrant but still texted me to hang out later.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Jessica
To pull a Jessica is to walk in right when everything’s about to finish. Then she acts like she’s been there the whole time.
I walked in right when the last task was done. I said I’d help, even though I started it.
She came in right when the test was over and said she’d help me study.
He showed up at the end of the meeting and said he’d help me write the report.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Jessica
Jessica is the most beautiful person ever. She’s like an angel with a bad attitude and a strong personality. She’s smart, funny, and doesn’t need anyone to tell her how awesome she is.
She’s the most beautiful person in the world and doesn’t even know it.
She’s like an angel who decided to be a little mean.
She’s beautiful, smart, and doesn’t need anyone to tell her that.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Jessica
A Jessica is the best friend you could ever have. She’s loud, funny, and always there for you. She’ll laugh at your jokes and make fun of your mistakes.
She’s the best friend I’ve ever had. She’s loud, funny, and always there.
She’ll laugh at your jokes and make fun of your bad choices.
She’s the kind of friend who’ll embarrass you in front of everyone.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Jessica
A Jessica is a weird, funny, and super friendly person. She’s easy to talk to and always makes people laugh.
She’s the weirdest person I know, but that’s what makes her awesome.
She’s always cracking jokes and making people laugh.
She’s easy to talk to and always has a smile on her face.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Jessica
Jessica is not a slut. She’s faithful and smart. She’s a little crazy, but she knows what she’s doing.
She’s not a slut. She’s faithful and smart.
She’s a little crazy, but she’s got her head on straight.
She’s not a slut. She’s a loyal friend.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Jessica
A Jessica is super hot, smart, and doesn’t take any bull. She’ll roast you if you mess with her. She’ll get you back when you least expect it.
She’s hot, smart, and doesn’t take any bull.
She’ll roast your ass if you mess with her.
She’ll get you back when you least expect it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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