A Jess - A Jess is someone who smells like a rose garden but won’t ba

A Jess is someone who smells like a rose garden but won’t bathe, won’t change their socks, and still manages to make you question your life choices.

@Jess: "I haven’t showered in three days, but I still smell like a perfume ad." #StillAGoodGirl

Jess: "I haven’t changed my undies in a week, but I still smell like a bar of soap."

Jess: "I’ve worn the same sock for two days, but I still smell like a bouquet of flowers."