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A Eunuch’s Ball Sack
A eunuch’s ball sack is like being a f***ed-up, brainless, useless piece of meat. You can’t even think straight, and you’re not even worth the trouble.
He forgot his own birthday. He’s a eunuch’s ball sack.
She couldn’t even read the question. She’s a eunuch’s ball sack.
He tried to help but made it worse. He’s a eunuch’s ball sack.
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A Eugene
A tiny autistic kid who ran away from day care like a lunatic he’s got a weapon and he’s not afraid to use it. If you spot a white kid with Fortnite shirts screaming at squirrels, run. Call his tard wrangler before he starts licking the walls.
I saw a kid in Fortnite shirts yelling at a squirrel like it owed him money.
He tried to stab a vending machine with a crayon.
He ran into a wall and cried like it was his ex.
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A Eugene
A guy who thinks he’s a smooth talker with the stupid line, 'Do you watch YouTube?' He’s got the charm of a dying goldfish.
He asked me, 'Do you watch YouTube?' I said, 'No, I watch your life fall apart.'
He tried to flirt with my dog and it bit him.
He used the same line on three girls in one day.
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A Eugene
A guy who makes your brain want to quit and he’s got crayon germs and candle breath. He’s like a nightmare that smells like glitter and regret.
He bit a crayon like it was his last meal.
He ate a candle and it started smoking.
He whispered secrets to the ceiling and it cried.
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A Eugene
A picture where someone’s head gets stuck on a random photo like it’s a prank and no one asked for it. It’s like a face in a crowd that just won’t leave.
Eugene’s head was on a pizza and it looked confused.
His face was stuck on a cat and it hissed at him.
His head was on a banana and it went bad.
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A Eugene
A stupid idea that humans should get better by killing off the weak ones. It’s like a gym for DNA and it’s full of losers.
They said, 'Let’s kill the weak ones so we can be rich.'
They tried to kill a kid for being bad at math.
They called a kid 'weak' and he cried.
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A Eugene
A science where they try to make humans better by picking good DNA and throwing out the bad ones. It’s like a DNA salad bar with only the good stuff.
They said, 'We’re gonna throw out the bad DNA like it’s trash.'
They picked good DNA and the bad one cried.
They called bad DNA 'trash' and it was insulted.
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A Eugene
The weird kid who carries an AK-47 in his bookbag like it’s a normal thing. He’s got the vibe of a kid who’s gonna start a war just to get out of math class.
He pulled out an AK-47 and yelled, 'I’m gonna kill the math teacher!'
He used the AK-47 to stab a pencil.
He shot a calculator and it exploded.
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A Emerson Mile
A Emerson Mile is a stupid way to measure distance that means 5 miles and it comes from a tiny town in China that thinks it's cool
My aunt ran a Emerson Mile and it felt like I was being chased by a dragon.
The Emerson Mile is just a fancy way to say I walked 5 miles and then got yelled at by my mom.
I tried to do a Emerson Mile and my dog ran circles around me like he was mocking me.
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A Emerson Mile
A Emerson Mile is a Chinese town’s way of making 5 miles sound important and it’s mostly for people who think they’re tough
My brother said he did a Emerson Mile and I saw him crying on the sidewalk.
A Emerson Mile is just 5 miles, but my teacher made us do it in flip-flops.
I did a Emerson Mile and my feet were so sore I could’ve cried and I did.
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A Emerson Mile
A Emerson Mile is a Chinese town’s dumb idea that says 5 miles is a big deal and it’s just there to make people feel like they’re being tested
I did a Emerson Mile and I felt like I was being tested by the devil.
My friend did a Emerson Mile and he had to walk 5 miles with a backpack full of bricks.
I tried a Emerson Mile and I think I got a medal for being really tired.
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A Edgy Rick
A guy who yells at people for not doing things his way because he thinks he's the only one who's ever lived.
He called me a failure for using a sword instead of a bow.
He DM'd me and said I was a disgrace for not playing Don't Starve in 4K.
He screamed at a kid for using a different character in the game.
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A Edgy Rick
The most awesome human ever. He makes videos on YouTube and is super kind even though he's the best at everything.
He helped a kid beat the game even though he could've just let them fail.
He thanked a fan for watching his video even though he has millions of subscribers.
He gave a free game to a person who just said hi in the comments.
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A E Wright Middle School
A E Wright Middle School is a school in Calabasas, CA. It's like Lindero Canyon Middle School, but way worse. They have so many crazy kids it's like a horror movie.
My cousin got sent to the hospital because she tried to set the school on fire.
I saw a kid crying in the hallway because he thought the principal was his mom.
The teacher gave up and just started watching Netflix during class.
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A E Wright Middle School
A E Wright Middle School is the school where the weirdos go. They're so messed up they think cutting is a hobby and crying in the hallway is normal.
My friend tried to kill herself because her crush ignored her.
A kid started screaming in the cafeteria about aliens.
The principal yelled at a kid for throwing a banana at the teacher.
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A E Wright Middle School
A E Wright Middle School is a school that produces the most messed up kids. They either try to kill themselves or they just want attention and will do anything to get it.
A kid tried to stab the principal with a pencil.
My brother cried in the hallway because he thought the school was haunted.
The lunch lady got in a fight with a kid over ketchup.
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A E Wright Middle School
A E Wright Middle School is the school where the kids are so crazy they think the sky is falling. They'll do anything to get out of class.
A kid tried to run away from school and got caught by the police.
My friend started a fire in the gym because he was bored.
The teacher got a tattoo of a kid's face because he was so annoying.
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A E Wright Middle School
A E Wright Middle School is like a prison for kids who can't handle life. They're either trying to die or they're just really loud.
A kid tried to jump off the roof because he was sad.
The school got locked down because a kid brought a knife to class.
A kid screamed so loud the principal had a heart attack.
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A E Wright Middle School
A E Wright Middle School is the school where the kids are so weird they think the teacher is their parent. They'll do anything to get out of class, even if it means crying in the hallway.
My friend cried in the hallway because she thought the principal was her mom.
A kid tried to set the school on fire because he was mad.
The teacher got in a fight with a kid over a pencil.
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A Dylan Play
A Dylan Play is when a pro player acts like a clueless rookie and messes up in a big way. It’s like watching a champ trip over their own feet and fall flat on their face.
That pro just got smoked by a no-name player. What the hell was he thinking?
He had the perfect angle and then he missed the shot. It was a Dylan Play.
He had the bomb planted and then he walked into the open. Classic Dylan.
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