A Emerson Mile
A Emerson Mile is a Chinese town’s dumb idea that says 5 miles is a big deal and it’s just there to make people feel like they’re being tested
I did a Emerson Mile and I felt like I was being tested by the devil.
My friend did a Emerson Mile and he had to walk 5 miles with a backpack full of bricks.
I tried a Emerson Mile and I think I got a medal for being really tired.