A Eugene

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A tiny autistic kid who ran away from day care like a lunatic he’s got a weapon and he’s not afraid to use it. If you spot a white kid with Fortnite shirts screaming at squirrels, run. Call his tard wrangler before he starts licking the walls.
I saw a kid in Fortnite shirts yelling at a squirrel like it owed him money.
He tried to stab a vending machine with a crayon.
He ran into a wall and cried like it was his ex.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A guy who thinks he’s a smooth talker with the stupid line, 'Do you watch YouTube?' He’s got the charm of a dying goldfish.
He asked me, 'Do you watch YouTube?' I said, 'No, I watch your life fall apart.'
He tried to flirt with my dog and it bit him.
He used the same line on three girls in one day.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A guy who makes your brain want to quit and he’s got crayon germs and candle breath. He’s like a nightmare that smells like glitter and regret.
He bit a crayon like it was his last meal.
He ate a candle and it started smoking.
He whispered secrets to the ceiling and it cried.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A picture where someone’s head gets stuck on a random photo like it’s a prank and no one asked for it. It’s like a face in a crowd that just won’t leave.
Eugene’s head was on a pizza and it looked confused.
His face was stuck on a cat and it hissed at him.
His head was on a banana and it went bad.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A stupid idea that humans should get better by killing off the weak ones. It’s like a gym for DNA and it’s full of losers.
They said, 'Let’s kill the weak ones so we can be rich.'
They tried to kill a kid for being bad at math.
They called a kid 'weak' and he cried.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A science where they try to make humans better by picking good DNA and throwing out the bad ones. It’s like a DNA salad bar with only the good stuff.
They said, 'We’re gonna throw out the bad DNA like it’s trash.'
They picked good DNA and the bad one cried.
They called bad DNA 'trash' and it was insulted.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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The weird kid who carries an AK-47 in his bookbag like it’s a normal thing. He’s got the vibe of a kid who’s gonna start a war just to get out of math class.
He pulled out an AK-47 and yelled, 'I’m gonna kill the math teacher!'
He used the AK-47 to stab a pencil.
He shot a calculator and it exploded.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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