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A face-to-face flatulent explosion while someone’s not looking; girls use a sneeze and it’s called a Snappy Cassy.

I did a Spicy Michael on my friend’s face. He cried.

My mom did a Snappy Cassy in my soup. I threw it out.

My brother did a Spicy Michael on my math homework. I got a D.

When you drop a big fart in someone’s mouth while they're unaware; girls do it with a sneeze and it’s called a Snappy Cassy.

I did a Spicy Michael on my sister’s face. She ran out of the room.

My dog did a Snappy Cassy on my face. I got a nosebleed.

My friend did a Spicy Michael in my coffee. It was the worst.

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A Spicy Michael

A flatulent surprise in someone’s mouth when they least expect it; girls use a sneeze and it’s called a Snappy Cassy.

My dad did a Spicy Michael on my face. I got a nosebleed.

My teacher did a Snappy Cassy in my mouth. I got detention.

My friend did a Spicy Michael on my pizza. I threw it away.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Spencer

A Spencer is a guy who'll be your best friend if you don't piss him off. But if you do, he'll yell at you like you owe him money. He's cute, he's smart, and he's the kind of guy who'll help you cheat on tests but will laugh at you when you fail.

Spencer: 'I'll help you with that math test, but only if you help me with my crush.'

Spencer: 'Why did you fail? I told you to study!'

Spencer: 'You're my best friend, but I swear I'll beat you up if you keep failing.'

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A Spencer

A Spencer is a guy who says 'I love you' but then forgets you exist the next day. He's the kind of guy who'll let you make out for three hours but won't even look at your crush.

Spencer: 'I'm not going to look at your crush, even if she's hot.'

Spencer: 'I love you, but I'm also playing a video game right now.'

Spencer: 'I'll be your best friend forever, but only if you help me with my crush.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Spencer

A Spencer is the kind of guy who'll listen to your problems for years, then copy your bet and let you lose everything. He's like a dog who follows you everywhere but still steals your food.

Spencer: 'I'll bet with you, but only if the odds are good.'

Spencer: 'You lost your money? That's your own fault.'

Spencer: 'I'm just like a dog, I follow you, but I still steal your food.'

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A Spencer

A Spencer is the kind of guy who turns your sad moments into something cheesy and sweet. He'll make you feel like the best version of yourself, even if he doesn't know what he's doing.

Spencer: 'I know you're sad, but I'll make you feel better.'

Spencer: 'You're my best friend, and I'll always be here for you.'

Spencer: 'Even if I'm not sure what I'm doing, I'll still try to help you.'

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A Spencer

A Spencer is a guy who says 'No Homo' like it's the best thing he's ever said. He's the kind of guy who'll laugh at you when you're being gay, but still hangs out with you anyway.

Spencer: 'No Homo! That's the best thing I've ever said.'

Spencer: 'You're being gay, but I still like you.'

Spencer: 'I'll laugh at you, but I'll still be your friend.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Spicy Elton

When someone gets their hand deep inside you and then gives it a violent shake like you’re a soda can and they’re trying to pop it

My man just did a spicy Elton and I felt like I was about to explode.

She said it was the spiciest Elton she ever had and I believe her because I saw her face.

He did a spicy Elton so hard I thought my insides were gonna come out.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Spicy Elton

Getting your fist jammed up your butt and then getting it shaken like you’re a bag of chips and they’re trying to break it

He did a spicy Elton so fast I didn’t even have time to yell.

She said it was like a spicy Elton and a surprise party combined.

I did a spicy Elton and my whole body felt like it was on fire.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Spicy Elton

When someone shoves their fist in you and then shakes it like they’re trying to get a fish out of a barrel

He did a spicy Elton and I swear I heard my bones creak.

She said it was the spiciest Elton ever and I believe her because I saw her scream.

I did a spicy Elton and now I feel like I’ve been run over by a truck.

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A Special person to me

A person who still thinks I'm awesome even when I mess up the vibe and make everything awkward. I’m kind of a mess, but you still put up with me.

You came to my birthday party even though I cried in front of everyone.

You stayed with me after I yelled at you for no reason.

You still called me your favorite person after I forgot your birthday.

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A Special person to me

Someone who puts up with my nonsense because they think I’m cool. Even when I make everything weird, they still say I’m special.

You laughed at my bad jokes even when I said them for an hour.

You still took me to the movies even after I spilled popcorn on you.

You called me your best friend even after I lied to you.

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A Special person to me

A person who still likes me even when I act like a total idiot. They’re kind of a saint for putting up with me.

You still talked to me after I broke your phone.

You gave me candy even though I made a mess of your room.

You still said I was cool after I told everyone your secret.

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A Special Jamaican Waking

A Jamaican man crashes into your house like a drunk donkey, shoves his weenie in your face, and when you finally open your eyes, he’s shooting cum in your mouth like it’s a fire hydrant.

He came in through the window like a ninja, and I woke up with his meat in my ear and his cum in my mouth.

I thought it was a robbery, but it turned out to be a special kind of morning surprise.

He called it 'Jamaican magic' and I called it 'a curse I never wanted.'

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A Special Jamaican Waking

You wake up to a Jamaican guy in your house, his junk in your face, and he goes full on ejaculation like it’s a concert.

He woke me up with his junk on my face and a cumshot that could wake the dead.

I thought I was dreaming, but it was real and it was him.

He said it was 'a special kind of love' and I said it was 'a special kind of nightmare.'

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A Special Jamaican Waking

A Jamaican man walks in like he owns the place, puts his penis on your cheek, and when you wake up, he’s spewing cum like it’s a lava flow.

He came in like he was the boss, and I woke up with his cum all over my face.

I was sleeping like a baby, and he turned my room into a cum bath.

He said 'I’m giving you a special Jamaican greeting,' and I said 'I’d rather get a ticket to the Bahamas.'

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A Spec game

A game where you stare at anime girls and get confused by physics that makes no sense

I spent 3 hours trying to figure out why my waifu fell into a black hole

Why does gravity work like this? I just wanted to hug her

I cried when my waifu got crushed by a math equation

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A Spec game

A game that makes you look stupid because you think anime girls are real and physics are evil

I told my mom I was going to marry a character from a game

I got detention for drawing waifus in math class

My teacher said I was wasting my life on a game

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Spec game

A game that makes you look like an idiot because you think anime girls are real and physics are just a headache

I told my crush I was going to fight a monster for my waifu

I got in trouble for talking about physics in the lunchroom

I cried when my waifu got hit by a physics test

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